Game Thread: Twins v Red Sox, 5/13 @ 7:10pm CT

[Gibby]

Huh? I don't get it. What is supposed to be icky or ishy?

 

The naughty bits of fat men.

[LaBombo]

Not as cool not following the game plan missing all these bats, Anderson not pleased.

At this rate Nabisco is in danger of dropping out of the MLB top five in bat-hitting.

[Reider]

In other news, Boston's manager John Farrell announced today that Ron Gardenhire is his token choice of staff for the 2014 All-Star Game. Indians manager Terry Francona being the other.

[Gibby]

Speaking of the naughty bits of fat men...

[Ultima Ratio]

The naughty bits of fat men.

 

Among many other things…. yes.

[Riverbrian]

Finally! Proof that Riverbrian is actually George W. Bush!

 

Ouch!!!

[Squirrel]

The naughty bits of fat men.

Oh me gee. If I were with my female friends right now, I'd have a story to tell.

[Gibby]

Oh me gee. If I were with my female friends right now, I'd have a story to tell.

 

We are all female here tonight.

[big dog]

Ouch!!!

 

Mission accomplished! He went calling Wiiiiiiiiilllldddfiiiiiiiiiiiire, wildfire

[Squirrel]

We are all female here tonight.

Uh huh. Yeah. No.

[Guest USAFChief]

mission accomplished! He went calling wiiiiiiiiilllldddfiiiiiiiiiiiire, wildfire

ssssssssttttttoooooopppppp!!!!!11!

[D. Hocking]

Every game thread has a theme.

 

Has the theme ever been the game?

[snepp]

Multiple references of jamshot from Dickbert, Gladden ought to sue for copyright infringement.

 

 

 

edit: also, drink

[Intramural Legend]

Do any of you guys live here? We should do a game at Fulton Tap House....or maybe go to a game.

 

I'm a local...although I would only be in for a Mid-week event

[LaBombo]

Suzuki doing his Icharo impersonation.

I bought an iCharro a while back but returned it because the sound quality wasn't very good.

http://www.charo.info/images/concertindex.jpg

[big dog]

Brian Dozier has the lowest batting average in the lineup tonight, at this moment in time. Who had that in the pool 2 weeks ago?

[Riverbrian]

Visual Metaphor

 

[snepp]

We should trade for this Ortiz guy.

[Intramural Legend]

Seriously...maybe time to change the way we pitch to Ortiz

[Squirrel]

Oy, if only we hadn't gotten rid of Ortiz.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

That wasn't a very long at bat for Ortiz, was it.

 

Nothing, if not predictable...

[big dog]

Seriously. Walk him. Every time. I wouldn't object to making him move his feet a little more, too. What's he gonna do, hit a home run?

[Gibby]

Has the theme ever been the game?

 

Not if I can help it.

[Squirrel]

Phew. The outfield SS made the catch.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Has the theme ever been the game?

 

That would be like playing tennis without a net...

[Riverbrian]

Mission accomplished! He went calling Wiiiiiiiiilllldddfiiiiiiiiiiiire, wildfire

 

Ummm.... "She"

 

Didn't you read Gibby's declaration?

[LaBombo]

We should trade for this Ortiz guy.

Had posted earlier that his behavior tonight appeared deliberate, and the second home run has vindicated my crazy theory...

 

And since your post mentioned a trade...

 

Duensing.

[Riverbrian]

Has the theme ever been the game?

 

We tried it once... Everyone got mad and starting typing in capitals.

[Guest USAFChief]

Has the theme ever been the game?

Nothing's really off topic in here, give it a shot.

[JB_Iowa]

Caught up.

 

I'll have a reuben on wheat instead of rye. Hold the corned beef, hold the sauerkraut, hold the dressing.

 

Just call me Jack N.