Game Thread: Twins@White Sox 4/3 1:10PM

[LaBombo]

Is Gamecast off, or does this Ump really have a tight / inconsistent strike zone today?

Dirt just commented on it. The ump's strike zone is ... Imaginative.

[Gibby]

Is Gamecast off, or does this Ump really have a tight / inconsistent strike zone today?

 

I had heard their was an Intramural Legend out there. I had always thought it was just that.

[jokin]

Bases full of Twins and Cola in hand.

 

I'm watching

 

Yeah, but it's going to take more than a Cola in your hand to make it through watching all 162 games.

[Guest USAFChief]

That was a strike out! Pinto had it right.

Considering ball four to Willingham, I'd call it even.

[Whammy]

So... do we start the "Twins First HR" pool?

 

Who?

Date?

 

I'll go with Pinto 4/6/14

[notoriousgod71]

Quintana just a strikeout machine against this putrid lineup.

[LaBombo]

Who is that guy and what did he do with the real Brian Dozier?

[mikeee]

mauer lives!

[James]

Mauer is about to get it going.

[Gibby]

How long before Dozier gets it together? I know it sucks hitting in these temps, but my 5th grade softball players were up to the challenge.

[Guest USAFChief]

//insert name of random journeyman here//just a strikeout machine against this putrid lineup.

ftfy.

[mikeee]

hammer!

[Riverbrian]

Yeah, but it's going to take more than a Cola in your hand to make it through watching all 162 games.

 

[Shane Wahl]

Colabello coming up with a big hit in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

[jokin]

So... do we start the "Twins First HR" pool?

 

Who?

Date?

 

I'll go with Pinto 4/6/14

 

After two rainouts in Cleveland and Justin Masterson on Sunday,

 

I'll go Plouffe on Opening Day, 4/7/14.

[Reider]

Willingham is seeing the ball good today.

[Riverbrian]

So... do we start the "Twins First HR" pool?

 

Who?

Date?

 

I'll go with Pinto 4/6/14

 

Colabello... Right Now!!!

[Gibby]

So... do we start the "Twins First HR" pool?

 

Who?

Date?

 

I'll go with Pinto 4/6/14

 

Colabello, now.

[LaBombo]

Bert just educated on that hyper-obscure newfangled stat... Babip. Sigh.

[jokin]

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Soooo.... you're a right-handed drinker?

[Tibs]

Colabello!

[Guest USAFChief]

Now that's a legit 2 out hit for Cola!!

[jokin]

Bert just educated on that hyper-obscure newfangled stat... Babip. Sigh.

 

I'm guessing he mispronounced it, too?

[James]

Cola!!!! Again!!!

[Otto von Ballpark]

You all thought Colabello only hitting to right was a flaw. Turns out, he's been training for Avisail Garcia!

[Gibby]

Soooo.... you're a right-handed drinker?

 

Um...that's a left hand.

[mikeee]

And all was right with the world...

[LaBombo]

Garcia is delmon bad out there. He was literally the last guy in the park to figure out it was going over his head.

[Reider]

The Twins will win some games if Colabello hits like that all season.

[jokin]

Colabello coming up with a big hit in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

 

Thanks, perfesser....!