A horse walks into a bar. “Bartender, scotch on the rocks, please!” he says.
“Did you just talk?” says the bartender, blinking his eyes in bewilderment.
“Yes, why?” responded the horse.
“It’s simply fantastic! I’ve never seen a horse that talks! You should definitely go talk to the local circus; they would love to have someone with your abilities!”
The horse replied, “Why? Are they short on electricians?”