Athletics (Springs) Vs Twins (Prielipp) 7/26/26 1:10pm CDT

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

Another negative nellie.

More of a nattering nabob, actually. 

[Mortimerkenny21]

Just now, USAFChief said:

I might have just pulled an oblique.

Or ovary.

[S Bart]

7 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

And I bet we don't get to .500 tomorrow. Damn!!

Well..the white Sox play the Yankees next. Might help things

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Mortimerkenny21 said:

Or ovary.

 

[ashbury]

5 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

More of a nattering nabob, actually. 

Did you know that an anagram of Spiro Agnew is Grows A Pine?  I think there are other anagrams too.

[Mortimerkenny21]

8 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

And I bet we don't get to .500 tomorrow. Damn!!

I wager my whole paycheck they put up a goose egg on Monday.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

Did you know that an anagram of Spiro Agnew is Grows A Pine?  I think there are other anagrams too.

JiC you were really asking...yes. i knew that.

[Tlaker]

Just now, Mortimerkenny21 said:

I wager my whole paycheck they put up a goose egg on Monday.

A Grey goose egg?

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, Mortimerkenny21 said:

I wager my whole paycheck they put up a goose egg on Monday.

What if it rains?

[Mortimerkenny21]

Loved the feed today guys/gals! A fun and sloppy game!

[USAFChief]

In all seriousness, thay was a very entertaining ball game.

[Mortimerkenny21]

Just now, ashbury said:

What if it rains?

Wear protection.

[Patzky]

2 hours ago, ashbury said:

Another negative nellie.

Lol check the schedule 

[ashbury]

1 hour ago, Patzky said:

Lol check the schedule 

LOL, you can rest assured that when I respond to Chief, there's a good chance that the subtext is already taken into account.  Because I know to look.

No one else seemed amused by my later contemplation on what happens if it rains on an off day.  I slay me, but only me apparently.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

What i miss?

I did read few post here, and y'all are in fine fettle!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

8 hours ago, ashbury said:

What if it rains?

Well... the rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.

That help?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

16 hours ago, USAFChief said:

The ball of string. Duh.

 

I mean, it's famous.

This the one Weird Al wrote about?

In the epic roadtrip ballad? (Though Albuquerque is pretty good too.)

Ps i think i mentioned elsewhere i preferred sire over sir as an honorific ( but didn't mention i preferred either over boss) but i hadn't considered weird...

Weird sampleSizeOfOne has a ring to it.

Or their weirdness, or el weirdorino if your not into that whole brevity thing

[sampleSizeOfOne]

16 hours ago, Vanimal46 said:

He can takeover for Paul Allen on KFAN any time 

Is that the fellow with the rest of the story?

[AlwaysinModeration]

15 hours ago, IndyTwinsFan said:

If I had to give the bullpen a grade today, it would be a solid "F".

Strong disagree.  The bullpen isn’t going to be perfect every time.  This was a great game to have a dud from the bullpen—when the offense/As defense scores 11.

[AlwaysinModeration]

15 hours ago, wesnewy said:

Super disappointing that Prielipp got the ER from Sands appearance 

I have a relatively easy solution to this. For every inherited runner that scores, divvy up the earned run between the starter and reliever by quarter points based on the inherited base.  So for that particular run, which Sands inherited on first base, Prielipp gets 0.25 and Sands gets 0.75.  If a reliever comes in with the bases loaded, of all score, each get 1.5 instead of 3 for the starter and 0 for the reliever.  If a reliever comes in with a runner on third, he only gets 0.25 if he lets it in, while the starter gets 0.75.  (Second base is 0.5/0.5).  Number of outs don’t matter.

 

 

[Patzky]

41 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Is that the fellow with the rest of the story?

Good day.

[USAFChief]

12 hours ago, ashbury said:

 

No one else seemed amused by my later contemplation on what happens if it rains on an off day.  I slay me, but only me apparently.

I tried mightily for a good 15 minutes to come up with a retort worthy of that particular piece of brilliance, and found myself unworthy..

Kudos, good sir.

With the aid of a night's sleep:

"They reschedule the off day to an open date after the season."

Edited 17 hours ago by USAFChief

[sampleSizeOfOne]

2 hours ago, USAFChief said:

I tried mightily for a good 15 minutes to come up with a retort worthy of that particular piece of brilliance, and found myself unworthy..

Kudos, good sir.

With the aid of a night's sleep:

"They reschedule the off day to an open date after the season."

But who calls it, if the umps are also off?

PS If a game thread comment is posted on an off day, and no one is there to read it, does it make a noise?

PPS Is there a comic who slays all those who don't slay themselves?What do they find funny?

And Chief, to quote a famous masked man " i do not envy the headache you have when you awake, but in the meantime sleep well, and dream of large...." (i thought it tactful not to finish the quote... maybe i'm learning?)

[ashbury]

3 hours ago, USAFChief said:

"They reschedule the off day to an open date after the season."

Expect this to be a topic of negotiation during the upcoming CBA.  The players must be sick and tired of having to travel from their respective off-season homes, to come to their ballpark and take part in light drills and maybe get a few minutes facing pitching machines, and then fly home again after their rescheduled off-day is over.  Even worse is when the off-day was during a road trip and they have to go use the visitors facilities somewhere.

[USAFChief]

31 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Expect this to be a topic of negotiation during the upcoming CBA.  The players must be sick and tired of having to travel from their respective off-season homes, to come to their ballpark and take part in light drills and maybe get a few minutes facing pitching machines, and then fly home again after their rescheduled off-day is over.  Even worse is when the off-day was during a road trip and they have to go use the visitors facilities somewhere.

Good point. They'll no doubt change to rescheduling the off day to a future off day DURING the season. 

[ashbury]

4 hours ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

But who calls it, if the umps are also off?

PS If a game thread comment is posted on an off day, and no one is there to read it, does it make a noise?

PPS Is there a comic who slays all those who don't slay themselves?What do they find funny?

And Chief, to quote a famous masked man " i do not envy the headache you have when you awake, but in the meantime sleep well, and dream of large...." (i thought it tactful not to finish the quote... maybe i'm learning?)

Sal Maglie's Paradox has baffled logicians since the dawn of baseball.

Meanwhile if we all slay each other, who will be left to write up the game summary and/or start a new game thread?

[ashbury]

2 hours ago, USAFChief said:

Good point. They'll no doubt change to rescheduling the off day to a future off day DURING the season. 

Double-header off days?  Expect bitter pushback from the players about that, unless there is additional compensation.  At minimum, teams will probably be expected to pay the prorated salary to a 27th man called up from AAA for the occasion.