Twins (Ober) vs Rangers (Bradford): 8/15/24, 7:05pm

[Aggies7]

2 minutes ago, Joe A. Preusser said:

Respect the QUEEN!

I will not 

[Joe A. Preusser]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

I will not 

Get in line Dude.  Fat Bottom Girls is a dated, sexist Classic.  

[Randy Griffith]

Okay.  It's go time.  Top of 9 in a game we need.

[Parfigliano]

Time to score.  I dont like Manfred ball

[gregens]

Just now, Joe A. Preusser said:

Get in line Dude.  Fat Bottom Girls is a dated, sexist Classic.  

Fat Bottom Girls make the rockin' world go 'round.

[Joe A. Preusser]

10 minutes ago, Randy Griffith said:

That's not a "clutch" either (it has handles).

Why do you know this?  And DON'T answer that. 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Jankowski is a guy with 1600 career plate appearances and a .630 career OPS — down closer to .500 this year. 

He must cook a hell of a chili con carne or do a great Jack Nicholson impression or something 

[ziggy]

7 minutes ago, Mortimerkenny21 said:

12 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

What the hell was she carrying around in there, anyway? 

 

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A severed head.

Probably like the rest of us she was carrying her work access card and grocery list.

[nicksaviking]

1 minute ago, Joe A. Preusser said:

Get in line Dude.  Fat Bottom Girls is a dated, sexist Classic.  

I'm still expecting to hear one of our clubs blare this some day, corny as it is:

 

[ziggy]

Sure be nice if Duran was fresh and available tonight.

 

Available it is.

[gregens]

Just now, Joe A. Preusser said:

Why do you know this?  And DON'T answer that. 

Does anyone know the very old J Geils Band song "First I look at the purse"?

[USAFChief]

Kepler is becoming an irritant. 

[Aggies7]

Boy we have caught some breaks offensively have we not 

[Randy Griffith]

Yea!  We have a base-runner!

[Joe A. Preusser]

Just...win.  That is all I ask.  

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

2 minutes ago, nicksaviking said:

I'm still expecting to hear one of our clubs blare this some day, corny as it is:

 

In the year 2774 maybe someone will mistakenly unearth some sound archive with that song from the cloud 

[USAFChief]

Just now, gregens said:

Does anyone know the very old J Geils Band song "First I look at the purse"?

Redundant 

[Parfigliano]

1 minute ago, ziggy said:

Sure be nice if Duran was fresh and available tonight.

Nicer if they win

[nicksaviking]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Kepler is becoming an irritant. 

Couldn't agree more!

But, what did I miss, he's not up for seven at bats.

[Randy Griffith]

Just now, Randy Griffith said:

Yea!  We have a base-runner!

Yea!  He stole second!

[nicksaviking]

1 minute ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

In the year 2774 maybe someone will mistakenly unearth some sound archive with that song from the cloud 

That someone will be me.

[Joe A. Preusser]

1 minute ago, gregens said:

Does anyone know the very old J Geils Band song "First I look at the purse"?

I know "Devil Went Down To Georgia."  

End of list.  

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

Boy we have caught some breaks offensively have we not 

Yeah I hope we’re not still doing “Twins always get screwed on the calls” thing 

[USAFChief]

Just now, nicksaviking said:

Couldn't agree more!

But, what did I miss, he's not up for seven at bats.

He just popped up weakly on ball 2

 

[nicksaviking]

I'm not a bunt advocate, but I'm game here.

[Aggies7]

The Mar-goat with the at bat of his life 

[Randy Griffith]

1 minute ago, Randy Griffith said:

Yea!  He stole second!

Two on now.  Pinch-runner for Wallner?  Julien?  Anyone?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Grand slam opportunity on deck 

[USAFChief]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

The Mar-goat with the *at bat of his life 

*PA

[nicksaviking]