Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 6/5 - 7:10pm

[CairoCrown]

Man, I can't decide if I want Pringles or cake in a can. Maybe both?

Cake flavored Pringles?

[glunn]

Meanwhile, back at the ol' ballpark, this has been a pretty entertainment-free game. Even the dozens of KC fans in attendance can't seem to work up an interest.

 

Tying run at the plate.

[ashbury]

Two weeks ago... I was sitting naked in big tub of vanilla pudding. Singing Camptown Races while air guitarist with a tennis racket.

 

We lead different lives.

 

You can have it all. Go to the airport and do that.

[snepp]

You and snepp and I all know

 

I plead the 5th.

[stringer bell]

Nice AB Justin. That was strike #5.

[big dog]

Come on....doumitdoumitdoumitdoumitdoumitdoumit...you haven't won a game for us since yesterday

[Guest USAFChief]

/True story/ Mrs Chief, after Morneausie swings at a 55 ft curve for strike three: "Why was he swinging at that?"

[ashbury]

You and snepp and I all know that you got off easy with the deleted post. I know that it's not always easy to follow the TD policy, and hopefully you know why we try so hard to preserve a respectful tone, at least outside game threads.

 

I'm still waiting for the bannination for RB, for that f-bomb I lured him into replying to and then I deleted.

[glunn]

Two weeks ago... I was sitting naked in big tub of vanilla pudding. Singing Camptown Races while air guitarist with a tennis racket.

 

We lead different lives.

 

Yes, I prefer banana pudding.

[Squirrel]

/True story/ Mrs Chief, after Morneausie swings at a 55 ft curve for strike three: "Why was he swinging at that?"

 

Good eye, Mrs. Chief

[Riverbrian]

I'm still waiting for the bannination for RB, for that f-bomb I lured him into replying to and then I deleted.

 

Not a question of If... But a question of ( )

[ashbury]

It's up to Parms. Let's go, Chris.

[Guest USAFChief]

Tying run at the plate.

No, it was Morneausie.

[ashbury]

Not a question of If... But a question of ( )

 

It's a question of Who.

[big dog]

Raspberry.

[Ultima Ratio]

Wow. Crap. and Come on.

[glunn]

Those last 3 ABs were deeply disappointing.

[ashbury]

/True story/ Mrs Chief, after Morneausie swings at a 55 ft curve for strike three: "Why was he swinging at that?"

 

/True story/ Everybody on the planet, including those "watching" by text, after Morneausie swings at a 55 ft curve for strike three: "Why was he swinging at that?"

[CairoCrown]

Tough loss for Walters

[Oldgoat_MN]

Deeply disappointing.

 

Raspberry

 

[ashbury]

Those last 3 ABs were deeply disappointing.

 

Yeah, no kidding, Sherlock.

[ashbury]

Tough loss for Walters

 

I sold the young fella short at the beginning of the game.

[Riverbrian]

Raspberry.

 

Random Shout out of Fruit Flavors. Good addition to the game thread.

[Riverbrian]

I sold the young fella short at the beginning of the game.

 

All runs were unearned... It'll look like a line drive in the box score tomorrow.

[LaBombo]

You and snepp and I all know that you got off easy with the deleted post.

That's pretty much what I was getting at, believe it or not. Sorry dude, I'll be more careful. Or at least try harder not to get caught.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_j-tJbLLUsAQ/SapBoAwv_pI/AAAAAAAAANM/41Zc_JzGs1s/s400/mistakes.were.made.JPG

 

On an entirely unrelated note, yet astonishingly thread-related, this season the Twins are somehow less painful for me to watch during games like this than they were last year...

[ashbury]

I'm just gonna hold and check the result later.

 

Have you managed to form an opinion yet?

[Riverbrian]

Have you managed to form an opinion yet?

 

Yes... yes I have... And I'm not talking to you.

[ashbury]

All runs were unearned... It'll look like a line drive in the box score tomorrow.

 

I think we need an equivalent for the defensive side. How about "it'll look like a night of soft comebackers in the box score tomorrow"?

[LaBombo]

/True story/ Mrs Chief, after Morneausie swings at a 55 ft curve for strike three: "Why was he swinging at that?"

Tell her to please keep watching and figure that out. I'm guessing that at the very least, there's an autographed Justin bobblehead in it for her.

[Riverbrian]

In honor of PJ Walters... the PJ stands for Phillip DeWayne BTW... Before I go... A Knock Knock Joke...

 

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Phillip DeWayne

Phillip DeWayne Who?

 

Phillip DeWayne Phillip DeWayne Phillip DeWayne... Take care of your own damn Bath...