Game Thread: Pirates (Keller) v Twins (Gray), 8/19 @ 6:10pm CT

[mrtwinsfan]

Cc  GOT lUCKY,   

[Parfigliano]

Mr Holderman screamed a profanity I could hear in NM.

[USAFChief]

Sigh...

[IndianaTwin]

Hatch makes Kepler lay an egg. Bummer. 

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Sigh...

Come on Chief! Stir it up, and let's get this game back.

[mrtwinsfan]

Not  complaining,  , just think the world has gotten to sensative,  , is Buxton Brittle , ?  Hard to argue ,  the Name thing Ya , ill give ya that, 

[RickOShea]

Is floro, Italian for dentist?

[IndianaTwin]

Did you hear about the guy who stole a "p" from from a pirate? It made him irate. 

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, IndianaTwin said:

Did you hear about the guy who stole a "p" from from a pirate? It made him irate. 

Arrggghhh

[mrtwinsfan]

Max , showing some Emotion,   Carefull Max  Rocco might warn YA 

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, mrtwinsfan said:

Not  complaining,  , just think the world has gotten to sensative,  , is Buxton Brittle , ?  Hard to argue ,  the Name thing Ya , ill give ya that, 

I think so. My nephew has some bone disease and his family and doctors describe him as being brittle.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

Is floro, Italian for dentist?

Italian for "what you walk on"

[RickOShea]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Italian for "what you walk on"

LOL

[IndianaTwin]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Italian for "what you walk on"

At TD, we don't end phrases with a preposition. 

[mrtwinsfan]

So were Starting a Pitcher with Zero strikeouts and a E.R.A. over 9+,  Tommorow  ,  We need this one here , Cmon Bats

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, IndianaTwin said:

At TD, we don't end phrases with a preposition. 

Italian for "that upon which one walks," *******.

[TwinsAlmostWin]

That has been a strike all night. 

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Italian for "that upon which one walks," *******.

"or scrubs with a mop"?

[IndianaTwin]

Do you know what's worse than a two-out walk? 

[TwinsAlmostWin]

Mike Sixel, out of curiosity, what don't you like about the human ump/robo combo?

[IndianaTwin]

Two of them. 

[wabene]

9 minutes ago, mrtwinsfan said:

Not  complaining,  , just think the world has gotten to sensative,  , is Buxton Brittle , ?  Hard to argue ,  the Name thing Ya , ill give ya that, 

Pretty glad I wasn't born any later, lol

[USAFChief]

Just now, IndianaTwin said:

Do you know what's worse than a two-out walk? 

Genital warts?

 

Asking for a friend

[USAFChief]

Widest strike zone all season and we walk the bases full. 

[Schmoeman5]

4 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

Do you know what's worse than a two-out walk? 

Kidney stones

[USAFChief]

Just now, Tlaker said:

I am guessing you were a proud hall monitor in grade school/middle school?

Great way to impress the babes 

[RickOShea]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Great way to impress the babes 

Especially if you were outfitted with glasses and a pocket protector.

[wabene]

1 minute ago, Tlaker said:

I am guessing you were a proud hall monitor in grade school/middle school?

No I was being monitored. I don't like whining and I don't partake, lake. Most web forums are overrun with whiners, so that is why I actually appreciate the moderation here. Been warned myself

[RickOShea]

What's to review?  Common eyesight?

[USAFChief]

Oh FFS Lewis.