Game Thread: Twins (Lopez) @ Cardinals (Mikolas), 8/1/2023 @ 6:45 CT

[wsnydes]

5 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I blame me.

As do I.

I'd appreciate the opportunity to blame you more.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

As do I.

I'd appreciate the opportunity to blame you more.

I must not abuse my powers, lest they disapate.

[Parfigliano]

I wasn't moms favorite but when the cops came she always thought of me first.

[Puckett34]

4 minutes ago, cHawk said:

Time for bad jokes.

Do you know why baseball games are best played in the nighttime? It's because bats are nocturnal.

What's red and smells like blue paint?  Red paint.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

19 minutes ago, Timbo said:

Polanco first up. Redemption

Welcome to TD

[USAFChief]

Just when I was gonna say "nice job, Pagan," the Pagan ritual ensues.

[Jocko87]

24 minutes ago, Jocko87 said:

I low key love the not so subtle FU of Pagan being the first bullpen arm after the break.

And dealing. Let's have ourselves a stretch run!

[Puckett34]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Just when I was gonna say "nice job, Pagan," the Pagan ritual ensues.

Another opportunity to blame you!

[USAFChief]

What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet?

"Supplies!"

[Schmoeman5]

Yes. Has to eliminate those BB. He escaped unscathed this time

[Puckett34]

I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

[UpstateNewYorker]

I was walking into a store today and a clown held the door open for me. It was a nice jester.

[cHawk]

My pet frog parked his car in a handicapped spot...the poor thing got his car toad away.

[USAFChief]

Just now, Puckett34 said:

I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

SPeaking of calendars, I worked for a calendar manufacturing, but I got fired. Just for missing a day.

[twins_89]

Pagan is a decent reliever when entering in the 6th or 7th inning with nobody on base. Where he gets hammered is when he has to pitch in the 8th or 9th, and it gets even worse if he comes in with runners on base.

[Parfigliano]

I got 50 quatloo's on a Byron K

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Parfigliano said:

I got 50 quatloo's on a Byron K

You're on. Im calling a ringing double to left center.

[Jocko87]

1 minute ago, Parfigliano said:

I got 50 quatloo's on a Byron K

Payamp

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

SPeaking of calendars, I worked for a calendar manufacturing, but I got fired. Just for missing a day.

Forgot about leap year?

[OvertheHill]

I’m not going to lie, super pumped for Buxton hitting a bullet to the gap. 

[USAFChief]

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

[cHawk]

If you take $2.00 out of an ATM that has a $2.50 fee, do you owe the machine money?

[Schmoeman5]

1 minute ago, Parfigliano said:

I got 50 quatloo's on a Byron K

Quattro? Is that a Canadian quarter?

[USAFChief]

Just now, wsnydes said:

Forgot about leap year?

****. Two days.

[wsnydes]

Just now, cHawk said:

If you take $2.00 out of an ATM that has a $2.50 fee, do you owe the machine money?

I think this qualifies as math...

[Parfigliano]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

You're on. Im calling a ringing double to left center.

OK 

[Jocko87]

Another fail for the xBa Stat. 116.9 mph at 16 degrees is a hit at least 98.5% of the time, not .830.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, cHawk said:

If you take $2.00 out of an ATM that has a $2.50 fee, do you owe the machine money?

Yes.

$2.50

[Parfigliano]

2 minutes ago, Schmoeman5 said:

Quattro? Is that a Canadian quarter?

Treskelion.

[UpstateNewYorker]

2 minutes ago, Schmoeman5 said:

Quattro? Is that a Canadian quarter?

Reference to the original Star Trek series. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Quatloo