Article: Series Preview: Twins @ Red Sox, 5/6 - 6:10pm

[glunn]

WTF, when my conference call started the Twins were up by 2 and now they are down by one. Blame the relief staff?

[Gibby]

Excellent crotch grab by Florimon there.

[GCTF]

That's the hammer of regression coming down hard.

 

At first I read it as "the hamster of regresstion". I can roll with that, actually.

[Gibby]

At first I read it as "the hamster of regresstion". I can roll with that, actually.

Better than the gerbil of regret I reckon.

[Riverbrian]

WTF, when my conference call started the Twins were up by 2 and now they are down by one. Blame the relief staff?

 

a chip here... A chip there... Pretty soon... Your lead has been chipped away and no longer.

[GCTF]

WTF, when my conference call started the Twins were up by 2 and now they are down by one. Blame the relief staff?

 

Once again, it's all about Ullger.

[Riverbrian]

Goofy steal attempt.

[ashbury]

Well, one run in the fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth. Boston water torture.

[snepp]

The little things, you're doing them wrong.

[Reginald Maudling's Shin]

Against the rules. Burton must only pitch in the eighth inning with a lead.

Somebody doesn't have Gardy's spreadsheet open and working properly.

[Riverbrian]

At first I read it as "the hamster of regresstion". I can roll with that, actually.

 

I'm gonna write a song. "Hamster Regression"

 

No copyrights thus far... I assume.

[glunn]

a chip here... A chip there... Pretty soon... Your lead has been chipped away and no longer.

 

Now that I look at the box score , I am inclined to blame the offense for not putting up another run or two.

[ashbury]

I'm gonna write a song. "Hamster Regression"

 

No copy writes thus far... I assume.

 

Someone wrote one with that title already, but when his agent suggested he copyright it, the copyright office refused.

[LaBombo]

And with that lucky throw, Mauer avoids the disappointing ex-catcher, meals on wheels fate for a few more fan/media cycles...

[Gibby]

I had Arnold Palmer walk through my kitchen, in a country club. He stopped to chat for a minute, and started cracking up. I had a length of pvc on a shelf behind me with "The Gerbiler" written on it. True story.

[ashbury]

Now that I look at the box score , I am inclined to blame the offense for not putting up another run or two.

 

That first inning still hurts.

[GCTF]

I'm gonna write a song. "Hamster Regression"

 

No copy writes thus far... I assume.

 

Check the Monty Python library to be sure.

[glunn]

This pitcher has an era over 9 -- lets increase that.

[Reginald Maudling's Shin]

2 of them were switch hitters.

Still, stretch him out after you get Napoli. Play the matchup game against good hitters and roll with whoever vs. the bottom of the lineup.

[Willihammer]

Dick's call on that Ciriaco CS ("What on earth is he doing?") reminded me of this:

 

Only the worst baserunning in the history of baseball.

[snepp]

Isn't Hanrahan a third baseman? No wonder he's such a lousy pitcher.

[Ultima Ratio]

Throw Hannhahan out of the game!!!!

[Riverbrian]

Dozier... Boom

[Ultima Ratio]

Waahoooo!

[Gibby]

I love me some Dozier this year.

[GCTF]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[notoriousgod71]

Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozierrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

[Physics Guy]

Yeah baby!

[glunn]

Yes!!! Dozier clears the monster. Maybe he was pissed about almost getting hit in the head.

[ashbury]

The team hasn't laid down in the ninth after all.