Game Thread: Twins vs. Seattle, 4/9/22 @ 1:10pm CT

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, LastOnePicked said:

DAMN IT! I give up.

You can't quit, you're fired!

[bighat]

Amazing defense by Max right there.

[USAFChief]

Who had 9-5 putout on their Twingo card??

[Aggies7]

literally begging for offense this inning.

[Mill1634]

Perhaps the luckiest scoreless inning I've ever watched. 

[Mill1634]

Please hang a slider, Sergio. 

[Aggies7]

sano swings and misses at the elevated slider

[bird]

50 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Twins are doing a good job in creating demand for future ticket sales.

s/  FIFY

[shortround81]

SERGIO!

He got sent a bunch of underwear after he pulled his pants down in Oakland last year

[LVTwinsfan]

Some offense would be nice

[Aggies7]

Just now, LVTwinsfan said:

Some offense would be nice

you don't find this offensive?

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, shortround81 said:

SERGIO!

He got sent a bunch of underwear after he pulled his pants down in Oakland last year

I bet the postage cost you plenty.

[Aggies7]

15 in a row retired by the mariners

 

OOF_DA

[USAFChief]

6 minutes ago, Mill1634 said:

Please hang a slider, Sergio, so Sano can swing though it.

FTFY.

[shortround81]

Just now, USAFChief said:

I bet the postage cost you plenty.

I really wanna make a "your mom" joke

[shortround81]

[LastOnePicked]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

15 in a row retired by the mariners

To be fair, they are playing the Twins.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, shortround81 said:

I really wanna make a "your mom" joke

 

Well why don'tcha then??

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

15 in a row retired by the mariners

 

OOF_DA

Are you sure it's 15?

 

Seems like way more.

[wsnydes]

3 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

I really wanna make a "your mom" joke

This is a family show.

[Aggies7]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Are you sure it's 15?

 

Seems like way more.

I'm not totally sure, I've been sneezing a lot today and missed a few of our innings

[shortround81]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

 

Well why don'tcha then??

Cuz she's had a hard enough life. She raised you, didn't she? ?

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

 

Well why don'tcha then??

This is a family show.

[wsnydes]

Walking the leadoff man always works out well.

[wsnydes]

Scotty Scheffler playing out of his gourd.

[Aggies7]

"fly ball left center field" buxton calls off kepler

tough start for Richard

[wsnydes]

4 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Walking the leadoff man always works out well.

And it pays off!

[LastOnePicked]

Hey fellas, how about a little "thank you" inning for the bullpen.

[Mill1634]

Bullpen has been fantastic and the offense has been terrible, as expected.

[USAFChief]

"In play, runs" please.

 

At some point this season, this is gonna work. Trust me.