Game Thread Twins vs Evil Empire June 9, 2021 7:10 CDT In A Galaxy Way Too Close To Home

[operation mindcrime]

2 grand slams and we've got this!

[SanoMustGo]

We now have 2 starting pitchers with ERA's over 7.  I think after tomorrow, Happ should have an ERA over 6.

[AceWrigley]

21 minutes ago, Cap'n Piranha said:

As what?

Pilot for the team jet?

[LaBombo]

3 minutes ago, SanoMustGo said:

We now have 2 starting pitchers with ERA's over 7.  I think after tomorrow, Happ should have an ERA over 6.

[LaBombo]

Is Bremer not the happiest man in America about The Great Spin Rate Scandal of 2021?  Anything to talk about besides this godforsaken team.

[Danchat]

With his beard and batting stance, Celestino reminds me a lot of Marwin Gonzalez.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

9 minutes ago, LaBombo said:

Is Bremer not the happiest man in America about The Great Spin Rate Scandal of 2021?  Anything to talk about besides this godforsaken team.

Reminds me of when Sid Hartman passed away, announced during a Vikings game that the Vikings were of course losing, and Paul Allen refused to let anyone talk about anything except Sid Hartman. 

[operation mindcrime]

2 minutes ago, Danchat said:

With his beard and batting stance, Celestino reminds me a lot of Marwin Gonzalez.

Minus the trash can!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

13 minutes ago, operation mindcrime said:

2 grand slams and we've got this!

We just needed one more! \m/

[AceWrigley]

Your new Twins CF . . . Nick Gordon.

[LaBombo]

Who else is really pumped about the thin veneer of competitiveness that the Twins papered over this crushing defeat with?!?  WoooOOOoooh!!!

[Danchat]

Nice garbage time runs, offense. Now they're reminding me of the Vikings.

[AceWrigley]

Ya know, if it wasn't for the Yankees, we'd be  . . . pretty bad.

[Game7-91]

Dang, 3 more it's a draw, and Tortuga could have pitched the 10th. Always tomorrow!

[Rigby]

7 hours ago, Game7-91 said:

 

Just a flesh wound....................see you tomorrow Yankees.