Spring Training Game Thread: Twins @ Jays 2/27/2020ad

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The Wayback machine crashes and sends Sherman and Peabody to present day Florida to learn about the beginnings of the Twin Cities Baseball Empire. We knew the Y2k bug would catch them eventually.

 

Twins:

0. Randy Dobnak (R ) P

1. Jake Cave ( L) RF

2. Trevor Larnach ( L) DH

3. W. Astudillo (R ) C

4. Brent Rooker (R ) LF

5. Royce Lewis (R ) SS

6. T. Blankenhorn ( L) 2B

7. Zander Wiel (R ) 1B

8. Gilberto Celestino (R ) CF

9. J. Reinheimer (R ) 3B

 

Blue Jays:

0. Trent Thornton (R ) P

1. Bo Bichette (R ) SS

2. Cavan Biggio ( L) 2B

3. L. Gurriel Jr. (R ) DH

4. V. Guerrero (R ) 3B

5. Travis Shaw ( L) 1B

6. Randal Grichuk (R ) CF

7. Billy McKinney ( L) LF

8. T. Hernandez (R ) RF

9. Reese McGuire ( L) C

[operation mindcrime]

I hope Royce gets a hit today!

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I hope he steals a hit from someone else...

 

And Dobnak is the pitcher for that. I'm feelin' lucky!

[Squirrel]

Boy, not signing Ryu looks like the right choice!

[big dog]

Dob Nak! Dob Nak! Dob Nak!

[VATwinsFan]

Dobnak making it look easy.

[msukirbycarew]

Where is Nick Gordon? I thought he would be playing. Is he hurt ?

[big dog]

You can't stop Jake Cave, you can only hope to contain him!

 

(Apologies to Chris Berman)

 

[Musk21]

 

You can't stop Jake Cave, you can only hope to contain him!

 

(Apologies to Chris Berman)

Wow, Cave is now 3-3 with 2 doubles and a HR!

 

[TFRazor]

Jake must've had his wheaties this morning

[Diesel]

Reese McGuire jacked one to right off of Dobnak. (I apologize guys, I really do....)

[VATwinsFan]

It will be interesting to see how Jax does this year.

[jkcarew]

Wallner unstoppable with runners in scoring position

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Well, sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar, well he eats you.

 

And um, sometimes everybody goes hungry.

 

Except for the Mr. Cave, apparently.

[operation mindcrime]

Where is Nick Gordon? I thought he would be playing. Is he hurt ?

G Cinco's probably in the recording studio!