Game Thread "Kirk" Twins @ Rangers 7:05pm cdt 8/17/2019ad (sol-date)

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I also met Patrick Stewart, in Minneapolis, gave him a taxi ride from the Guthrie where he was going a play to I can't remember where. Super friendly.

That wasn’t in 2001 when he did Virginia Woolf by chance, was it!? I saw that one— Absolutely fantastic.

[DocBauer]

Forget what I just said.

[DocBauer]

Marwin again!

[IndyTwinsFan]

Because life is drama! And drama is just way more fun!

Has to be true, I read it on the internet.

Yes, but man cannot live on drama alone. There needs to be some stress relievers in there in order to maintain some degree of sanity in this experience we call life.

[IndyTwinsFan]

Are you saying the self-wipe napkin isn’t a nice thing? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/Rube_Goldberg's_

Nope!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

way over

Not over yet...

[DocBauer]

Yes, but man cannot live on drama alone. There needs to be some stress relievers in there in order to maintain some degree of sanity in this experience we call life.

Believe that is the ancient invention called alcohol. Lol

[LVTwinsfan]

Unwritten rule, you can’t go 10 for 12. Cron pays the price

[DocBauer]

Don't apologize for that one Jake!

[IndyTwinsFan]

Believe that is the ancient invention called alcohol. Lol

I'll vouch for that!

[LVTwinsfan]

Seems Diaz has changed his approach, holding lots of runners lately

[MNT1996]

A bases loaded hit? A rarity

[DocBauer]

Let it Sano, let it Sano

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Are you saying the self-wipe napkin isn’t a nice thing?

 

Seems like the bushy mustache would get in the way of said napkin, but also would do its job for it...

[LVTwinsfan]

Yeah you swung Sano

[DocBauer]

That looked bad!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Ugh

 

Took a lot of work to load them bases, there.

 

Shame we only got 1

[DocBauer]

OK, umpires eyes are better than mine on that one. Just look awkward.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Where is Chief? Anyone check on Chief? Is this game too much for him?

 

#CLEAR!

Paging Chief to the white courtesy phone...

[AlwaysinModeration]

Texas on pitcher #3, Berrios seems to have increased velocity and doing better, with a three run lead. Seems like the Twins have better odds of winning, even though it’s closer than I’d like....

[DocBauer]

Paging Chief to the white courtesy phone...

I only pretend to be a Doc, nobody call me!

[Riverbrian]

 

Are you saying the self-wipe napkin isn’t a nice thing?

 

I've taken some time to study this schematic. Still not sure how it works. 

 

What is "G" for example? and why is the clock necessary? 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Yes, but man cannot live on drama alone. There needs to be some stress relievers in there in order to maintain some degree of sanity in this experience we call life.

Comedy to the rescue

 

[DocBauer]

Texas on pitcher #3, Berrios seems to have increased velocity and doing better, with a three run lead. Seems like the Twins have better odds of winning, even though it’s closer than I’d like....

Still have a feeling the delayed start threw him off.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Good night all! Go Twins!

[IndyTwinsFan]

Comedy to the rescue

That'll work, too!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

No doubters

 

No reason for the outfielders to turn around.

Nor do the hokey pokey, i take it.

 

That Santana can hit, eh?

[Riverbrian]

 

A bases loaded hit? A rarity

 

It takes talent to take a bases loaded hit and present it like it sucks. 

[DocBauer]

Off subject some, but while I truly enjoy different things about the various color men in the booth, next to Kaat, I think my favorite might be Thome.

[LVTwinsfan]

Shoulda had that one