Game Thread Rangers @ Twins 7/6/19 1:10 PM CDT

[MVP Nick Punto]

Someone found Chief's "Big Book of Jokes" I see.

Did they find it or did he just forget it in someone's house he wandered into thinking it was his?

[Blake]

 

I don't understand binary. Could I get that joke in C++?

It's not a binary choice, it's an "If then" question.

 

You forgot the variable.

[Blake]

 

Did they find it or did he just forget it in someone's house he wandered into thinking it was his?

Yes.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Fired, not shot.

 

Reminds me of a job I had when I was younger. I was the human cannonball in a circus, until one day I came to work loaded and they fired me.

Does that mean there is an opening?

 

I will get my resume!

 

I could be moving up in the world!

[Blake]

 

Does that mean there is an opening?

I will get my resume!

I could be moving up in the world!

Yes, but the higher they go, the farther they fall...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

(tasty picture of mouth watering poultry delicacies of some sort.)

 

 

 

 

WINNAH!

On point.

[MNT1996]

So Liam Hendriks got named to the All star roster as a replacement and Rogers didn't? What a joke.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Yes, but the higher they go, the farther they fall...

I could really make a splash?

 

Sold!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

So Liam Hendriks got named to the All star roster as a replacement and Rogers didn't? What a joke.

 

I find it lacking in the delivery.

[FlauerPauer]

Good win for the Twins. Let's get the sweep tomorrow as a nice way to head into the break.

[Nine of twelve]

 

So Liam Hendriks got named to the All star roster as a replacement and Rogers didn't? What a joke.

I agree. The entire selection process is a joke, which makes the ASG itself a joke.

[Craig Arko]

operations inside a parens are always performed first.

My operation was first performed in a hospital.

[USAFChief]

So after the game Mrs Chief sent me to the grocery store. Hefty list.

 

Coincidentally, our first monsoon thunderstorm of the year, which we here in Tucson wait for with intense anticipation, showed up today.

 

The sky let loose just as I was putting the credit card into the checkout thing.

[Danchat]

 

So Liam Hendriks got named to the All star roster as a replacement and Rogers didn't? What a joke.

How is it a joke that a reliever with a remarkable 1.27 ERA (with a similarly great 2.12 FIP) was a All-Star replacement? Is it because he plays for Oakland or because he's Liam Hendriks, the failed Twins prospect turned reliever?

[USAFChief]

How is it a joke that a reliever with a remarkable 1.27 ERA (with a similarly great 2.12 FIP) was a All-Star replacement? Is it because he plays for Oakland or because he's Liam Hendriks, the failed Twins prospect turned reliever?

yes?

[VATwinsFan]

So Rogers is good for tomorrow right?

 

He threw only 34 pitches today.

[bird]

 

 Ewww, but yes.

(there, i said it before anyone else did)

 

 

FIFY

[sampleSizeOfOne]

yes?

Concur.

 

Note: we didn't say it was a good joke.

 

"Why, when there’s naught else to laugh at, I laugh at myself till I ache for it!" -Jack Point

[sampleSizeOfOne]

FIFY

Obviously i need to watch Baseket ball, as there is something i am not appreciating...