Game Thread Rangers @ Twins 7/6/19 1:10 PM CDT

[Nine of twelve]

 

This game has really s  -  l  -  o  -  w  -  e  -  d down.

Well let's make the top of the ninth really quick.

[stringer bell]

Finish them off Taylor!

[USAFChief]

 

Hmm, let's see, that's a total of...

 

..oops., sorry, I almost broke the "no math" rule.

10(10+x) = ?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Well let's make the top of the ninth really quick.

Where's the fun in that?

[MVP Nick Punto]

10(10+x) = ?

y = mx + b

[Nine of twelve]

I know it's Rogers, but I hope someone is warming just in case.

[USAFChief]

Rocco is sending a message. 

 

 Dear boss(es):

 

Respectfully, I ONLY HAVE ONE GD RELIEVER!!!11!1!!

 

Sincerely,

 

Your manager.

[LVTwinsfan]

My opinion of Laudner as an announcer just took a nose dive. He said Adrianza with a long a.

he should be shot

[MVP Nick Punto]

Rocco is sending a message.

 

Dear boss(es):

 

Respectfully, I ONLY HAVE ONE GD RELIEVER!!!11!1!!

 

Sincerely,

 

Your manager.

You'd think he'd tell them in person. Maybe they always sneak out of the office before he can find them.

[USAFChief]

 

he should be shot

And do something about Laudner, too!

[LVTwinsfan]

I hate Laudner in the booth. He never shuts up and comes across as lecturing.

Bremer needs lecturing

[sampleSizeOfOne]

10(10+x) = ?

10x + 100 because multiplication distributes over addition, which is commutative. And 10x10=100 no matter what base we are using.

[MVP Nick Punto]

I love watching Bux make routine catches. I sit on the couch thinking, "man, he could've caught that 150 feet from there!"

[USAFChief]

 

10x + 100 because multiplication distributes over addition, which is commutative. And 10x10=100 no matter what base we are using.

operations inside a parens are always performed first.

[MNT1996]

That was just flat out dominant

[LVTwinsfan]

That’s a 60’s style save there

[USAFChief]

All hail Pineda and Rogers.

 

WINNAH!!

[PDX Twin]

 

operations inside a parens are always performed first.

 

Which is why you always take your parens to the emergency room...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

How about one more run? I thought Schoop was a dead duck, but he got his hand in.

Pssst. Ducks don't have hands.

[operation mindcrime]

56-32 Go Twins!!!!!

[RaymondLuxuryYacht]

15K's, 1BB ain't bad

[Blake]

 

WINNAH!

 

[Nine of twelve]

 

he should be shot

Fired, not shot.

 

Reminds me of a job I had when I was younger. I was the human cannonball in a circus, until one day I came to work loaded and they fired me.

[USAFChief]

 

15K's, 1BB ain't bad

Was that Sano's day at the plate?

[Nine of twelve]

 

10x + 100 because multiplication distributes over addition, which is commutative. And 10x10=100 no matter what base we are using.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who do not.

[Blake]

 

Fired, not shot.

 

Reminds me of a job I had when I was younger. I was the human cannonball in a circus, until one day I came to work loaded and they fired me.

Someone found Chief's "Big Book of Jokes" I see.

[USAFChief]

 

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who do not.

False, there are three types of people in the world: those who can do math and those who can't.

[MVP Nick Punto]

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who do not.

I don't understand binary. Could I get that joke in C++?

[stringer bell]

Rangers are really vulnerable to LH pitching. Forsythe has reverse splits and both Danny Santana and Asdrulbel Cabrera have about .600 OPS vs. lefties and none of the left handed hitters has done that well against southpaws.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

operations inside a parens are always performed first.

That too.

 

If you used rpn, you wouldn't need parens...

 

(But in the Latin Alphabet Jehovah begins with an I)