Article: Game Thread: Twins@Mariners, June 6 @ 9:10pm CT

[LaBombo]

 

Someone might want to give a Code Red to Santiago.

 

I wanted to, but Corporal Dawson would have kicked my butt.

 

 

 

 

[Aggies7]

Lol what a gift strike 3. 34 pitches and 3 runs. Yikes

[Dave The Dastardly]

Well, we're only down three after one inning. I can go to bed now knowing we're not going to get blown out.

[twinsnorth49]

Someone tell those last two batters the grunge movement is over.

[drock2190]

Paxton is pretty good though. When he's healthy, top 10 starter this year. 

 

Game is all but over. Quote me if you wish.

[David HK]

Awesome!  Only 33 pitches in the 1st.  Now, where did that new emoji go?

[bighat]

 

Lol what a gift strike 3. 34 pitches and 3 runs. Yikes

 

I thought the same!  Bad call by the ump, but we'll take it.  This Paxton dude looks like he might only need 1 run to hold the Twins down today, looks sharp.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Someone tell those last two batters the grunge movement is over.

Don't piss on my youth sir.

[twinsnorth49]

Don't piss on my youth sir.

I didn't realize I had.....my fly isn't even open.

[snepp]

 

Paxton is pretty good though. When he's healthy, top 10 starter this year. 

 

Game is all but over. Quote me if you wish.

Quoted.

 

 

Now what?

[Aggies7]

Someone tell those last two batters the grunge movement is over.

Oh is it?

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I didn't realize I had.....my fly isn't even open.

Make it happen. I am ready now.

[LaBombo]

 

Don't give up on the Road Warriors yet. 

 

 

 

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[Vanimal46]

Someone tell those last two batters the grunge movement is over.

Is there a demand for Kurt Cobain impersonators in Seattle? That could be the 2nd business!

[snepp]

 

Make it happen. I am ready now.

 

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[Bark's Lounge]

 

 

 

Gyro Captain likes this

Who is the Gyro Captain guy? He sound appetizing.

[LaBombo]

 

Oh is it?

 

 

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[Aggies7]

Is there a demand for Kurt Cobain impersonators in Seattle? That could be the 2nd business!

Kurt, or Chris Cornell at this point

[Aggies7]

 

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How much of a cutie was Bridget Fonda, though?

[twinsnorth49]

This Paxton dude has a wicked delivery, hard to read.

[LaBombo]

 

Who is the Gyro Captain guy? He sound appetizing.

 

Just follow the smell of expired Greek cuisine and bad teeth.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Just follow the smell of expired Greek cuisine and bad teeth.

Found him. Not so appetizing.

[snepp]

Roof-type stadium.

 

 

Drink.

[bighat]

Giminez down on 3 pitches.  Rats.

[Aggies7]

That was a major league at bat by gimenez

[bighat]

Bux down on strikes. There's a pattern developing here.

[TwinsCD]

Ruh roh...I don't like what's brewing at Safeco tonite.

[Riverbrian]

 

Today's prank: Told a co-worker I got a hot lead from the Austin Zoo that they need our services. 

Told her to call and ask for Jay Raffe. If he wasn't available, ask for Jim Panzie. 

 

She fell for it. 

 

Or Mr. Lyon?  

[Aggies7]

Bux down on strikes. There's a pattern developing here.

He's seeing more pitches before K'ing?

[Bark's Lounge]

 

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