Article: Game Thread: Twins v Royals, 5/19 @ 7:10pm CT

[Aggies7]

Strike 1 was the pitch for dozier to homer on

[bird]

This became fun.

[Aggies7]

House money at this point.

[USAFChief]

Have a night, Robbie.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Nineth inning. Tie game.

 

As expected.

[Aggies7]

That was an absurdly embarrassing swing by grossman

[Aggies7]

The North Dakota tourism commercials make my purchase of the extra innings package worth every penny

[Blake]

 

If Vargas ties it up... I'd love to see the defense. 

Wish: Granted.

[jud6312]

 

That was an absurdly embarrassing swing by grossman

I'm convinced he never goes to the plate expecting to swing. He makes Joey look like Vlad.

[Blake]

 

And in other news... Barbara Wesley from Castlebrook South Dakota baked an Apple Pie and was surprised to find that Bailey her 3 year old German Shepherd had eaten the entire pie when she went outside to grab the laundry off the clothesline. Barbara said that Apple Pie was her Husband's favorite. Bailey was apologetic afterwards but didn't truly understand the repeated finger pointing gesture. 

I call fake news. Where are the dog shaming pictures?

[Danchat]

With Vargas' big HR, it makes the decision to pinch-run Sano dumber. We could really use him in extra innings...

[Riverbrian]

I'll forgive Glynn for his aggressive mistake earlier. 

 

But I sure would like to see Sano batting 2nd this inning. 

[Aggies7]

Wise to put Usain Bolt on base to lead off the inning

[Blake]

 

Dick is close to an anueryism.

Are we sure he hasn't already had one or two?

[David HK]

Gave up on the game, got on the subway to Tsim Sha Tsui.

 

And wow, Kennys....

[USAFChief]

  At the same casino I talked about earlier, we went to see another magician.  There's usually a pretty cosmopolitan crowd, and that night was no exception.  We were in the back row, and right next to us were a French couple, a Spaniard, and a German. 

 

The magician noticed us way in the back, and he shouted out "can you guys see, way back there in the back?"

 

So we all jumped up and shouted

 

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"Ja"

[Mill1634]

Sano doesn't make that play, however. 

[Aggies7]

At the same casino I talked about earlier, we went to see another magician. There's usually a pretty cosmopolitan crowd, and that night was no exception. We were in the back row, and right next to us were a French couple, a Spaniard, and a German.

 

The magician noticed us way in the back, and he shouted out "can you guys see, way back there in the back?"

 

So we all jumped up and shouted

 

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"Ja"

Edit: I get it, just wanted to use homer

Edited May 20, 2017 by Aggies7

[Aggies7]

Can we get Cory Provus in the booth one of these nights

[jud6312]

Has anyone told Kintzler he doesn't HAVE to let the other team get on base every time he comes in the game?

[Riverbrian]

 

 got on the subway to Tsim Sha Tsui.

 

 

Work on it

 

Hit song potential. 

 

[Aggies7]

I'm getting a sinking feeling it would have been better if kenys just GIDP instead

[mikeee]

double play!!!!

[Aggies7]

Kintzler is the perfect closer for a team like the twins. Really no reason he should be an ML closer, rarely does the job cleanly and always on the verge of disaster. The somehow manages to escape despite the odds.

[Mill1634]

Well, that is one kind of double play. 

[snepp]

Just like they drew it up.

[Riverbrian]

Now if Adrianaza can go deep here. 

 

Paul gets a statue. 

[TwinsCD]

I just had a stressful night watching my hockey team win.  Can my baseball team not make it too stressful here in extras?

[AlwaysinModeration]

Mauer walk off, part 2?

[Aggies7]

Now if Adrianaza can go deep here. 

 

Paul gets a statue.