Article: Game Thread: Twins v Red Sox, 5/5 @ 7:10pm CT

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Not catching up on thread yet.

In well, like a social setting.

Even in a restaurant with tvs and wont ask them to turn the game on...

I've been thrown out of bars for asking them to turn the Twins game on...

[Pardon My Dinger]

Where? In Fountain City?

LaCrosse. They don't have much, but they have the best damn chili dogs known to...well, me, I guess.

[Guest]

Continuing Snepp's excellent nickname game, might I suggest:

 

Phil "Exit Velocity" Hughes.

Phil "This would have been my last year, thanks TR" Hughes

[yarnivek1972]

Why is Joe Mauer playing vs a LHP with Vargas on the roster?

[USAFChief]

 

Do you think this will put us on RB's **** list?

El BarkoRBCH.jpg

si.

[USAFChief]

 

Why is Joe Mauer playing vs a LHP with Vargas on the roster?

Cause he sat yesterday against a RHP.

 

Duh.

[yarnivek1972]

Cause he sat yesterday against a RHP.

 

Duh.

He can sit EVERYDAY as far as I'm concerned. Anyone who believes Joe Mauer is still an everyday MLB player hasn't seen him play for two years.

[twinssporto]

http://roqnrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/1242-300x300.jpg

Happy Cinco de Mayo!!

 

Win Twins!

[bighat]

I can't eat donuts these days.  Ladyfriend and I are hitting the beaches of Costa Rica in a month and she's determined we look trim and toned.  This means NO SUGAR and daily trips to the gym.  If I'm lucky I can sneak a graham cracker every once in a while.  

 

Took this photo out the window today.  Lot of activity today, even got to see lava this morning before the sun came out.  

 

http://i68.tinypic.com/e289s.jpg

 

 

 

[spinowner]

 

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Happy Cinco de Mayo!!

 

Win Twins!

One of my favorite instrumentals ever.

[USAFChief]

I'm reminded today of my good friend Jose, who I play a lot of golf with.  I asked him one day if I could have his sand wedge and he gave me a ham and cheese.

[USAFChief]

 

I can't eat donuts these days.  Ladyfriend and I are hitting the beaches of Costa Rica in a month and she's determined we look trim and toned.  This means NO SUGAR and daily trips to the gym.  If I'm lucky I can sneak a graham cracker every once in a while.  

 

Took this photo out the window today.  Lot of activity today, even got to see lava this morning before the sun came out.  

 

http://i68.tinypic.com/e289s.jpg

Huh.  

 

Looks to me like the Dozier to the Dodgers thread, in graphic form.

[bighat]

Does Buxton catch that ball?  Kepler was a country mile from that when it landed. 

[USAFChief]

 

Does Buxton catch that ball?  Kepler was a country mile from that when it landed. 

No, don't think so.  That was in the gap off the bat.

[snepp]

 

Continuing Snepp's excellent nickname game, might I suggest:

 

Phil "Exit Velocity" Hughes.

 

Phil "Terminal Velocity" Hughes.

[USAFChief]

Early runs would be nice.

[twinssporto]

Apologizing in advance for my Game Thread intro tomorrow.  Its gonna get posted EARLY!  

 

The last crappie tournament on Tonka starts tomorrow at 6am sharp.  Unfortunately the game starts at 1:10pm.  I won't get off the lake until 1 or so.  I figured tomorrows game would start at 7:10 on a Saturday but I was wrong.  I do promise to share my pics and winnings with the entire TD family if I win or place in the top 3.  

 

Cheer your favorite Twinssporto on.  Gonna bring home the bacon (crappie)!

 

Go Twins!

 

 

[twinsnorth49]

 

He can sit EVERYDAY as far as I'm concerned. Anyone who believes Joe Mauer is still an everyday MLB player hasn't seen him play for two years.

I think everyone has, I don't think anyone does.

 

Thanks though. 

[twinssporto]

 

I can't eat donuts these days.  Ladyfriend and I are hitting the beaches of Costa Rica in a month and she's determined we look trim and toned.  This means NO SUGAR and daily trips to the gym.  If I'm lucky I can sneak a graham cracker every once in a while.  

 

Took this photo out the window today.  Lot of activity today, even got to see lava this morning before the sun came out.  

 

http://i68.tinypic.com/e289s.jpg

Kinda looks like the fire breathing dragon we call Sano.  

[bighat]

Nice pop-up double Sano!  We'll take it!  Hey, Grossman too!  2-0! 

[USAFChief]

 

Early runs would be nice.

You're welcome.

 

Send your checks to:

 

USAFChief

Runztheezy Way

Tucson, AZ  85707

[twinssporto]

 

One of my favorite instrumentals ever.

Agreed!

[mikecgrimes]

Can anyone explain to me why teams ever play the infield in in the first 7 innings? 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

You're welcome.

 

Send your checks to:

 

USAFChief

Runztheezy Way

Tucson, AZ  85707

I'm gonna go broke if this keeps up...

 

happily, happily broke.... 

 

 

* well not really happily

Edited May 6, 2017 by Hosken Bombo Disco

[yarnivek1972]

I think everyone has, I don't think anyone does.

 

Thanks though.

Paul Molitor apparently does.

[yarnivek1972]

Looks like the strategy is to whack the first pitch in the zone tonight.

[twinsnorth49]

 

Paul Molitor apparently does.

He doesn't hang out here much........obviously.

[USAFChief]

All right Hughes-zee, there's your two runs.  Bring it on home, big guy.

[twinssporto]

 

He doesn't hang out here much........obviously.

Paul has an account on here.  He does the opposite of what we say.  You're a Mod.  Figure out what the hell his "handle" is and give him a few warning points please!

 

The policing on this site has gotten very lax.  Just saying... 

 

 

[Darius]

Sano keeps racking up extra base hits.

 

I have the feeling that the Twins will need a few more to win tonight.