Game Thread: Twins @ NY Mets 9-18 12:10 PM CT

[Vanimal46]

 

I have yet to set foot on his lawn eco-friendly rock garden. That's how much I respect the man.

FTFY. He does reside in Arizona...

[Vanimal46]

 

Show of hands...On opening day, who here had Schafer, Polanco, Vargas, Grossman hitting 2-3-4-5 for the Twins in a September game?

[ashbury]

 

That's one smart tumbleweed. Kudos to it.

[jud6312]

Safe to say this lineup make Molly the Cartman of the Twins organization?

 

 

[Vanimal46]

Play Ball!

[70charger]

How mind blowing must it be to be a ten year old who just had Yeonis Cespedes snag a fly ball from your hands?

[Vanimal46]

Who would have guessed a rookie making his first start could mow down our elite top of the order today?

[70charger]

So let's see. Which Gibson are we getting today?

[70charger]

Oh. This Gibson.

[operation mindcrime]

So let's see. Which Gibson are we getting today?

Debbie!

[spinowner]

 

So let's see. Which Gibson are we getting today?

Three batters in and I'm afraid I know the answer.

[spinowner]

 

So let's see. Which Gibson are we getting today?

 

 

Debbie!

Wish it could be Bob for once.

[70charger]

Well, at least we've got Matt Albers to bail us out.

[Vanimal46]

Good lord. Albers already warming up in the 1st.

[spinowner]

The way this is going the three beers I had with lunch may not be enough. (Kidding about the first part but not about the second part.)

[70charger]

This would be a freakin' little league team without Dozier.

[operation mindcrime]

Luca Duda he lives on the second floor.

[Vanimal46]

Is everyone else trying to get their honey-do list done right now?

[Vanimal46]

Too early to pinch hit for Murphy? I mean, the bases are loaded here...

[PDX Twin]

 

Too early to pinch hit for Murphy? I mean, the bases are loaded here...

 

What are you trying to do? Score?

[spinowner]

 

So let's see. Which Gibson are we getting today?

Right now I'm hoping for Kirk.

[operation mindcrime]

Murphy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[70charger]

 

What are you trying to do? Score?

 

[ashbury]

Luca Duda he lives on the second floor.

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1338076296081_1989076.png

[formerly33]

 

Is everyone else trying to get their honey-do list done right now?

Nah. I'm just in a situation similar to the one you were in a couple months ago ... you know the ordeal ... major crush on a cute, single co-worker who's leaving in a few months.

 

Advice? And please use the sarcasm font in appropriate instances because I've never dated before, and I'm dead serious. Lol.

[Vanimal46]

De Aza was a guy I wanted in last season's offseason plan... Whoops!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Are we there yet?

[snepp]

 

Are we there yet?

 

To Crazytown? Yup, we arrived weeks ago.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

To Crazytown? Yup, we arrived weeks ago.

Aw. I missed the "welcome to" sign. I wanted to know the population.

[70charger]

Well crap.