Article: Game Thread: Twins v Indians, 9/9 @ 7:10pm CT

[John Kelsey]

Expect Suzuki to go 4-4 tonight now. 

[Craig Arko]

This team has made me rethink a lot of things I otherwise thought were impossible.

"Alice laughed: "There's no use trying," she said; "one can't believe impossible things." "I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was younger, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

[twinsnorth49]

"Alice laughed: "There's no use trying," she said; "one can't believe impossible things." "I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was younger, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

Alice, was evidently not a Twins fan.

[Craig Arko]

Alice, was evidently not a Twins fan.

But she ran a nice restaurant.

[jimmer]

 

But she ran a nice restaurant.

and was a heck of a housekeeper for six brats :-)

[HitInAPinch]

 

Oops ...

You know, at least Molitor puts the right team on the field        

[Bark's Lounge]

 

But she ran a nice restaurant.

She was an employee. I think Mel ran the joint.

[HitInAPinch]

 

 

in all seriousness though, having Suzie dh in September for a 100 loss team is indefensible. But, the guy's been kind of a bright spot this year offensively. We all know that, right?

[Pardon My Dinger]

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Oh, you're mean!

[Vanimal46]

Your avatar, lady.

 

Turn it off, please.

Speaking of new avatars... I like the change!

[HitInAPinch]

 

Oh, you're mean!

Not True!  http://www.theangeldiaries.com/_thumbs/005/002/Clipart/Religion/Christianity/Afterlife/devil_lucifer_120141_tnb.png

[Squirrel]

Speaking of new avatars... I like the change!

Whose? Mine or Chief's?

[Vanimal46]

Whose? Mine or Chief's?

Chief! I'm slightly terrified of yours... Especially with the title I've got my eye on you.

[Squirrel]

Chief! I'm slightly terrified of yours... Especially with the title I've got my eye on you.

I liked the previous one. It was creepier. I went to the Art Institute last weekend and took pictures of the paintings/sketches/etc where there was an eye that seemed to follow you around the gallery.

[Platoon]

And our DH for tonight ... while Vargas sits on the bench ... is ...

 

 

 

 

 

... wait for it ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

... wait some more for it ...

 

 

 

 

 

Kurt Suzuki

I had not checked the lineups until I saw this. By the end of the week, Molly will tell you how difficult it is to find AB's for the call ups! Lol. We also solved the problem of anyone attempting to throw out a runner at the plate late in the game! (Or early in the game, or in the middle of the game, or after the game........)

[Riverbrian]

 

But she ran a nice restaurant.

 

And she lived in a room just off the kitchen and dated the butcher. 

[Squirrel]

And she lived in a room just off the kitchen and dated the butcher.

 

And was chained up.

[Squirrel]

But she doesn't live there anymore.

[Craig Arko]

LEN: Tommy Milone and Trevor May are listed as a available out of the bullpen.

[Craig Arko]

And was chained up.

So that's where things are heading tonight.

[HitInAPinch]

 

LEN: Tommy Milone and Trevor May are listed as a available out of the bullpen.

 

We're saved!!!

 

Wait, were did the sarcasm button go............

[Craig Arko]

We're saved!!!

 

Wait, were did the sarcasm button go............

Small victories are nevertheless victories. Said the electron microscope.

[Platoon]

So that's where things are heading tonight.

I am not sure what you are insinuating, but there is a definite correlation between watching Twins games and BDSM. In fact there's even a chance the scars from BDSM heal quicker?

[Platoon]

LEN: Tommy Milone and Trevor May are listed as a available out of the bullpen.

Never has the word "available" struck such terror onto the masses!

[twinsnorth49]

So that's where things are heading tonight.

What do you mean "tonight "?

[Winston Smith]

 

I liked the previous one. It was creepier. I went to the Art Institute last weekend and took pictures of the paintings/sketches/etc where there was an eye that seemed to follow you around the gallery.

 

[mickeymental]

 

Wait, were did the sarcasm button go............

i heard Kim Jong-un nuked it.

[twinsnorth49]

But she ran a nice restaurant.

She had tramps friends if I recall correctly though.

[Craig Arko]

She had tramps friends if I recall correctly though.

[twinsnorth49]

Ok, you lost me Craig.

 

Unsurprisingly mind you.