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Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 8/31/16 @ 6:10pm CST

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Platoon Cedar Rapids Kernels

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http://familymatters.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/openmouthinsertfoot.jpg

I can refer you to an excellent oral orthopedist!
Vanimal46 GOAT

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At least they'd have a good defense.

Snepp, let me introduce myself. I'm Vanimal. Little did you know you were working under cover last year to uncover Moderator Gate 2015.

 

How does it feel to be back in civilian life?

snepp Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Snepp, let me introduce myself. I'm Vanimal. Little did you know you were working under cover last year to uncover Moderator Gate 2015.

How does it feel to be back in civilian life?

 

I remember nothing. I'm convinced that the CIA erased my memory.

Vanimal46 GOAT

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We should have someone do a superlatives thread. You know, stuff like...

Most likely to play tennis: ChiTown

Most likely to break hip: Chief

Most likely to be eaten by a friendly bear: Van

Least likely to be able to read small print on a menu: Chief.

 

Stuff like that.

Most likely to get locked in a storage shed while the big game is going on: Dinger

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I remember nothing. I'm convinced that the CIA erased my memory.

That's the correct answer. You remember Will Smith shining that metal object in front of your face?

Vanimal46 GOAT

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I don't care how this game goes. Today was a good day. New pizza place opened up down the street from my apartment. Screwed up the order. Free beer and pizza! The best kind of pizza is FREE pizza!

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That's the correct answer. You remember Will Smith shining that metal object in front of your face?

If he does, then it didn't work.

Platoon Cedar Rapids Kernels

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That's the correct answer. You remember Will Smith shining that metal object in front of your face?

At the risk of making your ap sarcasm alarm beep uncontrollably, you do realize if he remembered Will and the shiny thing, it didn't work. :)
snepp Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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the Culinary Institute of America erased your memory??  My god our government is evil.......

 

Once they got a taste of my cooking "skills" I likely left them no choice.

D. Hocking FCL Twins

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I remember nothing. I'm convinced that the CIA erased my memory.

 

Do you know if they can do that with specific memories, like maybe 5 out of the last 6 baseball seasons? If they could only erase the current one, I could live with that.

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