Game Thread: Twins vs. Braves, 7/27 @ 7:10pm CT

[LaBombo]

At least once every other game, the Twins make a play in the field at a level that suggests they grew up in a baseball-less culture and learned to play the game by reading the baseball wikipedia page.

[LaBombo]

 

 

Bert just had a stroke trying to say "Beckham"

Pretty sure that's pronounced 'Beckman'.

[Willihammer]

Come on Zuke

[LaBombo]

 

 

There's no quit in this team! 

I should hope not. I'd hate to see them have to perform real jobs this way.

 

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[Willihammer]

 

Pretty sure that's pronounced 'Beckman'.

For a second I thought Rick Berman had taken over.

 

"Beck Beck Beck Beck Beck b-b-b-b Beckman!"

 

edit: Chris Berman lol

[AlwaysinModeration]

At least once every other game, the Twins make a play in the field at a level that suggests they grew up in a baseball-less culture and learned to play the game by reading the baseball wikipedia page.

You mean Danny Santana, Twins left fielder?

[USAFChief]

 

I want the whole team to start using the Axe Bat.

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/a/(KGrHqF,!o0E8VU4wM6!BPMFn1Jfj!~~/s-l300.jpg

[Platoon]

Why does one set up a cut off to the plate on a double with the runner on second, and if u do, where did the SS go? Hmm,m,,,,,,,,

[HitInAPinch]

D-San is the man!    

[LaBombo]

 

 

If Foltynewicz isn't careful he may screw up his chance to get traded to a playoff team tonight...

Knocked around by Twins http://www.prepressure.com/images/glyph_not_equal_to_2260_143.pngresume builder.

[HitInAPinch]

Nunez !!   

[HitInAPinch]

 

Knocked around by Twins http://www.prepressure.com/images/glyph_not_equal_to_2260_143.pngresume builder.

I'm OK with that...

[SwainZag]

His helmet stayed on!? What is this sorcery?

[LaBombo]

 

You mean Danny Santana, Twins left fielder?

It's been a long season already, with more than two more months of this remaining, if that's possible. So I'm trying to refrain from singling out plays or players when there's so much blame to go around.

 

But yes, his name rhymes with 'Manny Fantana'.

[LaBombo]

 

His helmet stayed on!? What is this sorcery?

http://www.gorillatough.com/sites/all/themes/gorilla/img/facebook/GG_FB_GorillaGlue_Original_R2.jpg

[Aggies7]

Ah mikey sano, a dontchaknow

[SwainZag]

Wow, he throw some serious heat

[LaBombo]

 

Ah mikey sano, a dontchaknow

He looked better in the Sano Globe promo spot than in real life tonight.

[jimmer]

nasty pitch

[Willihammer]

Insert caption

 

[LaBombo]

 

 

Wow, he throw some serious heat

The Twins are the Brooks Hatlen of Major League Baseball, finding out that pitching has 'went and got itself in a big damn hurry'.

 

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[HitInAPinch]

1 2 3 inning.

[Platoon]

I truly think if we can add a quality DH/1B player this winter we can make some noise next year!

[HitInAPinch]

Thanks Dick and Bert for jinxing Vargas....

[LaBombo]

 

I truly think if we can add a quality DH/1B player this winter we can make some noise next year!

Agree.

 

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[HitInAPinch]

Eddie!  Nice at bat.....

[HitInAPinch]

Sweet  

 

Edit:  I take that back...

[HitInAPinch]

Eddie woulda caught that one.

[Comrade Bork]

I truly think if we can add a quality DH/1B player this winter we can make some noise next year!

It is my firm belief that a team full of Hrbek's is a team full of winners.

[Willihammer]

The Stein given away toniight