Article: Game Thread, Twins @ Palehose 1:10 CT

[Vanimal46]

 

Does she read books?  And on occasion sit next to guys wearing grey muscle shirts?

 

If so, you have nothing to worry about.

After a *forced* bonding session earlier this season watching the Twins together, that would be something she would do during a baseball game. I chose the wrong season to introduce her to Twins baseball. 

[wsnydes]

 

After a *forced* bonding session earlier this season watching the Twins together, that would be something she would do during a baseball game. I chose the wrong season to introduce her to Twins baseball. 

I'd say.  I got my wife into baseball when we were in college and they were respectively good.  Now we keep score while we're at games and have our own "Pick The Stick" game during the games we attend.

 

Only so much you can do about the timing.  Grey muscle shirts on the other hand...

[HitInAPinch]

 

Could be a picture book.  Nobody said anything about a pop-up book, so I think we can eliminate that.

So the muscle shirt was probably a fake, too? 

If the guy in the fake muscle shirt has something thats 'pop-up' I don't wanna know....

[Vanimal46]

 

Could be a picture book.  Nobody said anything about a pop-up book, so I think we can eliminate that.

I'm picturing this was the book she had at the game:

 

http://static.musictoday.com/store/bands/93/product_large/WWAM018.JPG

[Pardon My Dinger]

I hate to ruin the party you guys, but as a primary innovator of the Industrial genre, Peter Gabriel is pretty much totally responsible for this a-wipe. 

 

[wsnydes]

 

I hate to ruin the party you guys, but as a primary innovator of the Industrial genre, Peter Gabriel is pretty much totally responsible for this a-wipe. 

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!

[Craig Arko]

 

Not possible.  Someone that knows how to read in Chicago?

Oh, ChiTown...

[Pardon My Dinger]

 

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!

I will not.

[operation mindcrime]

Really hard to go wrong with 80's Phil Collins, solo or Genesis.

I like that scene in American Psycho when Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) plays Sussudio and he tells that girl "don't just stare at it eat it"

[Pardon My Dinger]

I know what Sussudio means, but I'm not going to tell you guys. 

[Craig Arko]

 

I know what Sussudio means, but I'm not going to tell you guys. 

You run it in a bash shell.

Edited June 30, 2016 by Craig Arko

[operation mindcrime]

I know what Sussudio means, but I'm not going to tell you guys.

It means our bullpen sucks!

[nicksaviking]

 

I know what Sussudio means, but I'm not going to tell you guys. 

 

I read that Sussudio was simply a placeholder for the song because Collins hadn't figured out all the lyrics yet. However he never came up with a word to replace it so it stayed.

[Aggies7]

This team is unreal. Gotta hand it to em. Constantly disappointing.

[operation mindcrime]

Omfg!

[Aggies7]

Can't even catch the pop up because our first baseman is basically a cripple and or catcher is unathletic.

[HitInAPinch]

Keystone Cops.  Twins new 1st baseman and catcher  

 

 

http://www.relatably.com/q/img/keystone-cops-quotes/KeystoneCops.jpg

 

Edited June 30, 2016 by HitInAPinch

[Aggies7]

There were two outs and nobody on. Were.

[gocgo]

 

A woman reading a book near the Sox dugout sitting next to a guy wearing a grey muscle shirt.  That's about it.

Eating nachos and drinking a beer...my kinda gal.

[operation mindcrime]

Eating nachos and drinking a beer...my kinda gal.

Goes all the way on a first date!

[Vanimal46]

D Santana appears to be showing why he deserves a spot on the 25 man roster! 

[Aggies7]

Ok we have a runner.

[Vanimal46]

Sorry I'm lagging a half inning behind here. 

[Winston Smith]

 

This team is unreal. Gotta hand it to em. Constantly disappointing.

If you want a chance at the top draft pick they're doing ok.

[HitInAPinch]

Kepler just got hosed....

[Aggies7]

Robertson doesn't pitch for the Yankees anymore. He's not invinceable.

[HitInAPinch]

 

 

Sorry I'm lagging a half inning behind here. 

Dialup Internet?

[gocgo]

Why would we not pinch hit for Santana?

[Aggies7]

If you want a chance at the top draft pick they're doing ok.

I know some people swear by the draft but I'm not seeing too many positives in losing now so we can pick someone who may help in 5 years

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Danny Santana batting and Buxton to be pinch hit for. Oh vey.