Game Thread: Minnesota Twins @ Cleveland Indians 5-14 3:10 CDT

[glunn]

Nice thread, despite some Fox News level of historical accuracy.

 

I would like to know more about Centeno.  Does he have any chance of sticking as a MLB catcher?

[Negativity Police]

 

 

At your service, sir. How may I help you today?

Ugh. Spider avatar? Strike two. Gross. 

[glunn]

 

The silence is deafening.  

No one wants to jinx this.

[twinssporto]

 

There ya' go. That's two from me. I like your style. 

Thank you!  

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I better get 100 likes on that one.

... and another one from me. I am sympathetic to desperation.

[USAFChief]

 

game thread themed blond joke

[Aggies7]

Tonkin looked great there

[HitInAPinch]

 

Nice thread, despite some Fox News level of historical accuracy.

 

I would like to know more about Centeno.  Does he have any chance of sticking as a MLB catcher?

He moves around behind the plate oddly.  Would be nice to see a catcher who can hit for awhile.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

 

I got nothin'

That looks like a cartoon drawing from one of my family reunions. My uncles and male cousins have some issues they need to resolve... or maybe not.

[Aggies7]

 

game thread themed blond joke

That's offensive. There are women on here ya know.

[USAFChief]

Michael "Lake Minne" Tonkin.

 

//channeling Chris Bermen//

[Bark's Lounge]

 

 

game thread themed blond joke

I hope that cop is a good cop or things might go horribly wrong.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

UP 3!!!!! This is unreal! I got goose bumps.

They should slow the speeding geese.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Michael "Lake Minne" Tonkin.

 

//channeling Chris Bermen//

Chief, I know you're pretty sharp, but I liked that one because it bummed me out.

[operation mindcrime]

Who'd we get?

PTBNL or cash considerations! \m/

[AlwaysinModeration]

Michael "Lake Minne" Tonkin.

 

//channeling Chris Bermen//

Giving way to Ryan "Elvis" Pressly.

Ha!

 

Ps this is the greatest game thread ever

[Aggies7]

Please don't bring the tying run up.

[Aggies7]

Can't walk guys. You just can't.

[Aggies7]

Great 0-2 pitch......

[USAFChief]

http://www.rudefunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/What-not-to-say-to-a-police-officer.jpg

 

Advice for dealing with the NP.

[adjacent]

Where is Abad?

[Negativity Police]

Be cool, TwinsDaily. Be cool. I don't want to have to get rough. 

[Aggies7]

It should not be this difficult.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

That's offensive. There are women on here ya know.

Usually things are pretty loose around here. I came off as an extreme jerk a week or so ago, and I apologize for that, I made a mistake. But when you do post that kind of stuff, remember there are teenagers posting regularly on the game threads... girls and boys. Be mindful of that. Sexual objectivism is not good for anyone, but I am aware you were making a joke.

[Aggies7]

Praise Jesus. Still not done.

[USAFChief]

Everyone relax, and breath.

 

 

[Aggies7]

Usually things are pretty loose around here. I came off as an extreme jerk a week or so ago, and I apologize for that, I made a mistake. But when you do post that kind of stuff, remember there are teenagers posting regularly on the game threads... girls and boys. Be mindful of that. Sexual objectivism is not good for anyone, but I am aware you were making a joke.

I come off as an extreme jerk all the time. No need for apologies.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Everyone relax, and breath.

Does that help?

[Vanimal46]

The bar I'm at finally put on the Twins game. I'm with you guys. Pressly is a beast!

[USAFChief]

 

Does that help?

Well, yeah.  If you don't, you'll be passed out before the ninth, when you'll need to hold your breath again.