Game Thread: Twins vs. Astros 8-29 6:10 PM

[LaBombo]

 

I'm indoors and Safe to my knowledge

 

 

 

So you're watching from the road somewhere?

 

Oh, wait, I'm thinking of Flint.    Or was it Benton Harbor?

[Platoon]

Dear whine line, first time caller first time listener, first time I didn't know the answer to a question, do you think Plouffes DP problems are related to hitting too many ground balls? Having runners on base in front of him? Or lack of foot speed?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Oh yeah, before i forget, what do i do at 3k?

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Oh yeah, before i forget, what do i do at 3k?

Drop the bat and round the bases as if you've done it 2999 times before.

[twinsnorth49]

 

Oh yeah, before i forget, what do i do at 3k?

Reevaluate your life, like the rest of us.

[Riverbrian]

 

So you're watching from the road somewhere?

 

Oh, wait, I'm thinking of Flint.    Or was it Benton Harbor?

 

Here is a Michigan Crime Map... The Blue Parts are where its safe. 

 

http://media.mlive.com/grpress/news_impact/photo/ndfd-statescalesnowforecast-20130218-1005-utc-localtimepng-80bb8ae59ad0d436.png

 

The White Parts are Areas that start with the letter "C"

[ScrapTheNickname]

The only way this can go from one of the years' most boring games is if the Twins make an F ing comeback.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

 

Here is a Michigan Crime Map... The Blue Parts are where its safe. 

 

http://media.mlive.com/grpress/news_impact/photo/ndfd-statescalesnowforecast-20130218-1005-utc-localtimepng-80bb8ae59ad0d436.png

Safe to do what?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Yes, unless you're doing something that would edited from a nature show if people were animals.

Like carpentry?

 

I think people get nonplussed if other animals start using tools.

 

Alas, i don't have the right sized bit... I got 3/8th bolts, and the set of bits i have handy doesn't go up to that, and the random 1/2 bit i got a while ago is probably too big. (Sure it might work, but i don't want my work to rattle if i shake it)

 

So i put it off until tomorrow...

[Vanimal46]

Dear whine line, first time caller first time listener, first time I didn't know the answer to a question, do you think Plouffes DP problems are related to hitting too many ground balls? Having runners on base in front of him? Or lack of foot speed?

Platoon! Welcome to the show. You hit the Nail right on the head with your assessment of Trevor Plouffe. He swings the bat WAY too hard when runners are on base. I couldn't tell you how many times I've screamed at the TV BUNT!!! But they never listen... Ugh. The frustrations of knowing the future of baseball but no one listens.

[Platoon]

Metric? Better translate.

In Canadian, or is it Canadien, that means "not far enough"

[LaBombo]

 

This Fiers guy seems wily.  

He is the acme of Astros pitching...

 

http://flashpulp.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/wile_coyote-490x367.jpg

[Riverbrian]

 

Safe to do what?

 

I haven't figured that part out yet. I'll need some more time. 

 

 

[twinsnorth49]

 

In Canadian, or is it Canadien, that means "not far enough"

Since when do you guys know metric.................................or French?

[LaBombo]

 

 

Oh yeah, before i forget, what do i do at 3k?

 

Stand by for instructions at the finish.    No guarantees.

 

http://media.theweek.com/img/generic/Forrest_BiggestBeard_end.jpg

[Vanimal46]

By the way TD community. Are we getting any closer to covering my portion of the $217k needed from each member to buy off the Twins? Maybe a kick starter campaign?

[twinsnorth49]

Of course it was foul............................sigh.

[Riverbrian]

 

Oh yeah, before i forget, what do i do at 3k?

 

Fireflies... Stephen Hawking and people who laugh because they don't understand. 

[Platoon]

Here is a Michigan Crime Map... The Blue Parts are where its safe. 

 

http://media.mlive.com/grpress/news_impact/photo/ndfd-statescalesnowforecast-20130218-1005-utc-localtimepng-80bb8ae59ad0d436.png

 

The White Parts are Areas that start with the letter "C"

What's that big grey oblong thing in the middle?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

It's the noneuclidean geometry right around the plate.

Can we have some of that 'round the foul pole?

 

Plouffe coulda used it...

[glunn]

Not wily on that play!

[Squirrel]

Okay, Twins ... let's go get 'em now!

[LaBombo]

 

So i put it off until tomorrow...

A critical but oft-overlooked step in any project where heart health is a priority...

[twinsnorth49]

Fiers replaced  due to sudden brain shutdown, 

[ScrapTheNickname]

Time for Torii's final MLB home run. Let's do it.

[Riverbrian]

 

What's that big grey oblong thing in the middle?

 

Clearly a mistake... I didn't mean to post anything that graphic and anatomically correct. 

[Squirrel]

sigh. that's not going and getting 'em.

[glunn]

When Hicks returns I would like to see Torii go on the DL for 2 weeks of rest.

[Squirrel]

 

 

Clearly a mistake... I didn't mean to post anything that graphic and anatomically correct. 

yuck

[jimbo92107]

Fiers out. Next guy can't be that good.