Article: Game Thread Twins@Tigers 5/12 6:08PM

[Squirrel]

I gotta look into something for Twins Watching soon. Turns out... I can't get Direct or Dish because of my location. 

 

MLB Extra Innings is way too pricey and I'm too cheap for that. Any other options?

The MLB package. Can watch on your computer or connect with a smart TV

[Riverbrian]

 

No! Just no! I don't care how much Brian begs for this I put my foot down here.

 

Bark... It's just a foot down... It helps stabilize her balance... It has nothing to do with the photo. 

[ashbury]

Yes.  Careful I don't toss you.

Sorry, Alex. I pressed the buzzer, but don't have an answer.

[formerly33]

 

Yes.  Careful I don't toss you.

Just don't make a bad call, and you'll have no reason to. But if you do make a bad call, I won't hesitate to question your salary, manhood, and vision. So be careful. Umpires are not exactly good friends of mine...and according to Bowsk, most people area my best friends. So that takes a lot.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I am going home now. ...

If you were a twin, we'd have the lead.

 

Hope one of the Twins can say as much soon.

[Riverbrian]

 

How much do you know about generation skipping transfer taxes?

 

I just wikipedia'd it... So I'm good to go. 

[Bark's Lounge]

 

 

No! Just no! I don't care how much Brian begs for this I put my foot down here.

What??? They are lovely young ladies.

[Squirrel]

Beyond Ick.

I was going to say mentally ill illegal

[Joe A. Preusser]

Oooohhh...I think I know this one...

 

They skip a generation??

 

And they are a tax that somehow transfers.

[formerly33]

 

Bark... It's just a foot down... It helps stabilize her balance... It has nothing to do with the photo. 

Bark.... Don't listen to him. I'll be a nice granddaughter and warn you that your mother wears high heels and has good aim.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Runner on second with one out.

 

This sounds familiar for some reason...

[Riverbrian]

 

Let's just say, stay out of his way if he strikes back.

 

(Pause and Ponder)

 

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Joe A. Preusser]

Grrr.

[ashbury]

Just switched to the Twins tv feed. Sinking feeling when I saw another double falling in, then I realized they are running 45 seconds behind for some reason.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Well crud

[Gibby]

 

Nice pick by Gibby to prevent the error - and I mean Gibby making the tuna salad for his wife, not Kyle Gibson.

 

  Just finished, and she is happy. I, however am not.

Edited May 13, 2015 by Gibby

[Squirrel]

Waaa!

 

But, I have to say ... we put up a good fight against a good team

[formerly33]

 

Waaa!

But, I have to say ... we put up a good fight against a good team

They are not good. They are downright evil.

[ashbury]

I am going home now.  Maybe I will change the Karma by doing something different.

I think ChiTown's going to have to put her foot down again, and insist you stay for future extra inning games. The outcome of your departure was swift and unhappy.

[ashbury]

And they are a tax that somehow transfers.

In a generational-skipping fashion, if I remember the MBA class I never took.

[DaveW]

Sweet loss Molitor

[Blake]

Disappointing loss but it wasn't due to pitching. 

 

Now there is a sentence I did not expect to write this year.

[Bark's Lounge]

What a drag, but we'll get them tomorrow. I like this team.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Did we learn anything tonight?

[ashbury]

Just switched to the Twins tv feed. Sinking feeling when I saw another double falling in, then I realized they are running 45 seconds behind for some reason.

The feeling of having a reprieve was brief, of course.

[ashbury]

Did we learn anything tonight?

Plouffe is slow on the bases? But I re-learn that every game or two.

[DaveW]

Did we learn anything tonight?

Yes, Molitor had no business being a major league manager in 2015

[Riverbrian]

 

I think ChiTown's going to have to put her foot down again, and insist you stay for future extra inning games. The outcome of your departure was swift and unhappy.

 

Both Feet down... what happens when the third situation arises?

[Platoon]

You seem to have forgotten that zucchinis have to be replaced after each wearing, and from my experience, they are not cheaper than leather gloves unless you are wearing the ones that you grew in your garden and the bunnies nibbled on and you decided were too...um...ish to eat.

Bunnies are not ish to eat! You sauté them a little, a side of German potato salad, and a nice fruity white!

[Riverbrian]

 

Did we learn anything tonight?

 

Nope... Still confused on Ick/Ish