Article: Game Thread: Twins@Royals 4/20 7:10PM

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Ahem.

 

_{^{/ speaking of one's inner Sheldon Cooper and all that...}}

Thanks for correcting that. I figured i'd not take the time to look it up, and see if anyone noticed if i got it wrong...

 

I have not scored very many games in my time, and figured it'd make slightly more sense numbering wise to continue the increasing widdershins theme displayed in the infield proper...

 

Live and learn.

 

So the line up contains 7 squared too... What can we make o' that?

[Joe A. Preusser]

So, I'm debating grabbing a TV from another room so I can watch the WIld game and Twins game at the same time.

 

Now that you've thought of it, how could you not?

[Riverbrian]

 

So, I'm debating grabbing a TV from another room so I can watch the WIld game and Twins game at the same time.

 

I'll be flipping.. Wild in between innings

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Really takes the cake.

Alas, a day late to put a candle on it.

[Riverbrian]

I had my annual Physical today... I'm gonna live

 

Sugar is a little high so Doc wants me to lay off flavor again just like last year and the year before that. 

 

Plus No Bread or Rice

 

I told her to Shut Up

[Joe A. Preusser]

Nice to hear someone other than a fifth grader sing the National Anthem.

[ashbury]

 

So the line up contains 7 squared too... What can we make o' that?

49, if memory serves.

[Joe A. Preusser]

I had my annual Physical today... I'm gonna live

 

Sugar is a little high so Doc wants me to lay off flavor again just like last year and the year before that. 

 

Plus No Bread or Rice

 

I told her to Shut Up

 

No bread or rice? Gluten or carbs?

[Squirrel]

Please tell me that is NOT Brian and Chi Town in that opening pic!! .

Damn it, Brian! You promised me you deleted that photo! Grrrr!

[ashbury]

I had my annual Physical today... I'm gonna live

 

Sugar is a little high so Doc wants me to lay off flavor

And she calls that living.

[Joe A. Preusser]

Damn it, Brian! You promised me you deleted that photo! Grrrr!

 

Makes one wonder about the pics that weren't supposed to be

deleted....do game threads have to be PG rated?

[Riverbrian]

 

No bread or rice? Gluten or carbs?

 

I have no idea... Apparently its like eating a snickers bar or something. 

[Gibby]

 

 

  How do you go in off sides when the other team is making a change?

[Gibby]

 

  How do you go in off sides when the other team is making a change?

Whoops, wrong game.

[Riverbrian]

I remember when Kendrys Morales didn't hit .347

[Joe A. Preusser]

How do you go in off sides when the other team is making a change?

 

Hunter never could stay on sides.

[Joe A. Preusser]

I remember when Kendrys Morales hit .0347

 

FTFY.

[big dog]

Arcia and Shafer have both made catches in the outfield.  Encouraging News or Sign of the Apocalypse?

Discuss.

 

Santana looked even more clueless than usual during his "at-bat".

 

Update- Shafer now 2 for 2.

[stringer bell]

"Fly Ball" Kyle Gibson.

[ashbury]

0-0 after a hitless first inning. This has been your Circus Boy Update. Da-da-dip, da-da-dip.

[Joe A. Preusser]

Santana looked even more clueless than usual during his "at-bat".

 

Hicks mentored the kid in spring training.

[ashbury]

A walk to Dozier. That always seems like the way to beat Volquez.

[glunn]

Today's game thread was especially uplifting.  Thanks, Brian.  

 

I wish I knew which stock you are talking about in #5 -- it sounds like something that I might want to look at.

[teekz]

 

Now that you've thought of it, how could you not?

Oh, I did. Where do I look?!?!??!?!?

[teekz]

What a horrible throw.

[big dog]

THE ROYALS MADE AN ERROR!!!!  THE ROYALS MADE AN ERROR!!!!  ARCIA AND SHAFER HAVE CAUGHT EVERYTHING HIT TO THEM SO FAR!!!!

 

GRAB CANNED FOOD AND THE KIDS AND DRIVE OUT OF TOWN.  FAST.

[teekz]

Oh no!!!!

[Riverbrian]

 

Arcia and Shafer have both made catches in the outfield.  Encouraging News or Sign of the Apocalypse?

Discuss.

 

Santana looked even more clueless than usual during his "at-bat".

 

Update- Shafer now 2 for 2.

 

Nah... I've read the bible

 

The 1st sign of the apocalypse is when the Majority of NHL players come from Jamaica

[stringer bell]

Not a coincidence that the Twins have scored runs the last three times they got a leadoff walk.

 

Now make 'em pay for the mistake!

 

Edited April 21, 2015 by stringer bell

[big dog]

Well, this might be the start of the new Josmil Pinto era.  Zuke looks hurt, and he usually looks like he could shake off a collision with a pickup truck.

 

edit-- nope, just a line drive to his ankle from about 45 feet away.  Just shake it off, no problem.  Nothing another 8 innings of squatting won't fix.

Edited April 21, 2015 by big dog