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Game Thread: Twins v. Indians, 4/19/15 @ 1:10 PM

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ashbury GOAT

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Well, that was a double-play inspired by Swan Lake.

Another Jane Austen reference? This is getting a bit much.

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Another Jane Austen reference? This is getting a bit much.

How is that a Jane Austen reference?

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What have I missed? Has Circus Boy become a cult leader or something?

 

I suppose Twins Daily could use a David Koresh or Jim Jones of its own.

 

Yes, it's a special cult that makes doilies and remodels kitchens bathrooms.

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I don't mean to go off topic, but what is wrong with the bleeping KC Royals? Herrera just threw 2 100 mph pitches at Brett Lawrie's head.

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You mean Tchaikovsky, I think.

 

I think that was Moe's real name.  Tchaikovsky is on this birth certificate - but they called him Moe for short.  His true love was ballet - but his movies with his brothers were what really paid the bills.  I think that was always a bitter pill for him to swallow.

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I don't mean to go off topic, but what is wrong with the bleeping KC Royals? Herrera just threw 2 100 mph pitches at Brett Lawrie's head.

Nothing is really off topic in game threads.

ashbury GOAT

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I think that was Moe's real name.  Tchaikovsky is on this birth certificate - but they called him Moe for short.  His true love was ballet - but his movies with his brothers were what really paid the bills.  I think that was always a bitter pill for him to swallow.

Jane Austen herself could not have come up with something more tragic.

Jerr FCL Twins

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I think that was Moe's real name.  Tchaikovsky is on this birth certificate - but they called him Moe for short.  His true love was ballet - but his movies with his brothers were what really paid the bills.  I think that was always a bitter pill for him to swallow.

Moses Harry Horwitz was his name ;)

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[Joe Mauer shows up for batting practice and strolls casually over to Paul Molitor.]

Molitor: Joe!
Mauer: So, Molly, earlier I was saying today's a pretty big day and you didn’t really respond, so I’m just gonna tell you, it’s my birthday! Uh. Tada!
Molitor: No, no, no, can’t be. I distinctly remember: your birthday was last year.
Mauer: That’s the funny thing about birthdays–they’re kind of an annual thing! Uh... Molly, I’m turning thirty-two, and I wanted to ask, uh, what I really want for this birthday… Actually what I really want for my birth–want for my birth–
Molly: Okay, Joe, please, stop with the mumbling. You know how I feel about the mumbling–blah-blah-blah-blah, it’s very annoying. [Joe looks hurt.] I’m just teasing, you’re amazing, you're the best, Joe!

Mauer: Uh, I want to see the fireworks tonight.
Molitor: Uuuuh... What?
Mauer: Oh... well, I was hoping you would let me see the fireworks.
Molitor: Oooooh; that. I almost forgot about those. Duh...

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I don't mean to go off topic, but what is wrong with the bleeping KC Royals? Herrera just threw 2 100 mph pitches at Brett Lawrie's head.

Maybe Herrera is channeling his inner "Gallagher" and instead of using a sledge hammer to a water melon, he is using a baseball to a human head... just a guess.

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