Game Thread: Twins v Indians, 9/19 @ 7:10pm

[USAFChief]

Captain, how soon can you land?

 

I can't tell.

 

You can tell me.  I'm a doctor.

 

No, I mean I'm just not sure.

 

Well, can you take a guess?

 

Not for another two hours.

 

You can't take a guess for another two hours?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Captain, how soon can you land?

 

I can't tell.

 

You can tell me.  I'm a doctor.

 

No, I mean I'm just not sure.

 

Well, can you take a guess?

 

Not for another two hours.

 

You can't take a guess for another two hours?

and don't call me Shirley

[Platoon]

what if they added a right-centerfielder like beer league slow pitch softball? That would make Oswaldo look better yet

Not unless you put him in the RF corner! He tends to play that like he is claustrophobic.

[Riverbrian]

Another pitching change... Uff Da

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Not unless you put him in the RF corner! He tends to play that like he is claustrophobic.

Schafer LF, Buxton LCF, Arcia RCF, Hicks RF, easy

[Platoon]

Franconia is bringing in an ambidextrous pitcher to face Vargas

[Platoon]

Schafer LF, Buxton LCF, Arcia RCF, Hicks RF, easy

Where would you put Santanna

[stringer bell]

"The Book" says that you don't put the lead run on base. But Cleveland is banking on getting Vargas out from his weak side.

[USAFChief]

Another pitching change... Uff Da

Looks like I picked the wrong series to give up drinking.

[Platoon]

It must have been the Good Book

[USAFChief]

Where would you put Santanna

Leadoff.

[Riverbrian]

Where would you put Santanna

On stage with Gregg Rolie and Michael Schrieve.

[Platoon]

Looks like I picked the wrong series to give up drinking.

If u only drank after a Twins win, you would have your problem over half solved......

[Riverbrian]

Looks like I picked the wrong series to give up drinking.

Looks like I picked the wrong series to give up shoving a rake into my eye.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Where would you put Santanna

second base, which is directly behind second base, where Dozier would play his natural position of second SS, that is just to the right of second base. my version of baseball is turning into Calvin Ball

http://calvinandhobbes.wikia.com/wiki/Calvinball

[Riverbrian]

Now Gardy's Doin it.

[USAFChief]

Well, this will be my last game thread for a while.  I've been recalled to active duty, and my orders came through.  My squadron ships out tomorrow.  We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours.  We're coming in from the north, under their radar.

[stringer bell]

Is Thielbar still on the team?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Well, this will be my last game thread for a while.  I've been recalled to active duty, and my orders came through.  My squadron ships out tomorrow.  We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours.  We're coming in from the north, under their radar.

I thought daiquiris were rum drinks, not tequila

[Platoon]

Well, this will be my last game thread for a while.  I've been recalled to active duty, and my orders came through.  My squadron ships out tomorrow.  We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours.  We're coming in from the north, under their radar.

Your secret is safe, no self respecting terrorist would be caught dead on his site!

[USAFChief]

Your secret is safe, no self respecting terrorist would be caught dead on his site!

Not past, oh, early June anyway.

[Platoon]

I thought daiquiris were rum drinks, not tequila

I once got bombed at tequila,

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I once got bombed at tequila,

once? You and I had different college experiences

[USAFChief]

Is Thielbar still on the team?

Yes, but he's now the LOOGYCOGSL*

 

*1million TD gamethread points to whoever can figure that out.

[glunn]

I loved RB's #5 today.  I just wonder how many drinks he had consumed before making that "clumpy" comment.  And if RB would let me buy some insurance on his life to cover the possibility that this might happen again.

[Riverbrian]

Well, this will be my last game thread for a while.  I've been recalled to active duty, and my orders came through.  My squadron ships out tomorrow.  We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours.  We're coming in from the north, under their radar.

[Platoon]

once? You and I had different college experiences

You went to college?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Well, this will be my last game thread for a while.  I've been recalled to active duty, and my orders came through.  My squadron ships out tomorrow.  We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours.  We're coming in from the north, under their radar.

 

Alright!  Time to win one for the Chief!

 

(And the Airplane! quote that comes first to my mind is "Roger Roger"  I'm not thinking hard enough to work it in seamlessly.)

[USAFChief]

 

Well, this will be my last game thread for a while.  I've been recalled to active duty, and my orders came through.  My squadron ships out tomorrow.  We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours.  We're coming in from the north, under their radar.

 

The answer we were looking for was "When will you be back?"

[Richie the Rally Goat]

You went to college?

it certainly didn't help, did it?