Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/29 @ 6:05pm CT

[Riverbrian]

Only low jinx are bad luck.

 

There have only been high jinx on this game thread.

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[WLFINN]

when he falls apart he really falls apart

[Squirrel]

Okay. Not quite breathing yet, but that was a much-needed strikeout.

[Riverbrian]

You can assume that in perpetuity my friend.

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Of Course... Now I gotta look up perpetuity.

[ScrapTheNickname]

I only want my milk from cows and I only want it after it has been processed to death.  1%, please.

 

I remember going to neighbors who did have cows and I could hardly choke down the milk they drank.  I'll take mine from the store, please.

I milk soybeans, personally.

 

No, I don't mean that I milk them personally, but that I prefer milk from a soybean.

[ashbury]

"Downward Plane" - drink!

[Squirrel]

Okay, and now I've stooped breathing again. Come on May!

[Riverbrian]

Chris Davis... Bases Loaded and a pitcher with location issues.

[ashbury]

LIKE

 

Of Course... Now I gotta look up perpetuity.

Hint: if you owe him money, this is a very bad word...

[ashbury]

Great, the antidote for a wild starter: Deduno warming up in the bullpen.

[Craig Arko]

What is a Forum page??

Kind of the opposite of a forum geezer.

[Winston Smith]

BOOB!

[Riverbrian]

Chris Davis... Bases Loaded and a pitcher with location issues.

I'm sorry about that... But... I've watched a lot of baseball in my life. I knew it was coming.

[ashbury]

Chris Davis... Bases Loaded and a pitcher with location issues.

Good call.  Unfortunately.

 

I take full responsibility for the jinx of course.

 

[JB_Iowa]

Just think of all the anticipation we wasted earlier in the season.

[ScrapTheNickname]

A new thread within a Forum?  Click on Forums at the top of the page, click on the forum section you want, and you should see a black box near the top saying "Start New Topic" and click on that.

Vielen dank.

[Craig Arko]

Good call.  Unfortunately.

 

I take full responsibility for the jinx of course.

You need to get past these primitive superstitions. It was a butterfly flapping its wings in Madagascar.

[Riverbrian]

I milk soybeans, personally.

 

No, I don't mean that I milk them personally, but that I prefer milk from a soybean.

How do you get them into those stanchions?

[ashbury]

Vielen dank.

Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale.

 

_{^{Or, you're welcome, if I'm not mistaken.}}

[ScrapTheNickname]

I wonder if he wants to start one on boobs?

Hadn't thought of that.

[Riverbrian]

Good call.  Unfortunately.

 

I take full responsibility for the jinx of course.

 

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Good call.  Unfortunately.

 

I take full responsibility for the jinx of course.

 

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And sorry my efforts to avert collateral damage were for not...

 

If we can't develop a counter jinx, what about a jinx counter?

[Winston Smith]

I've been holding off, small sample size and all, but I'm having a hard time picturing May as a top of the rotation kind of guy. Stuff just doesn't look that good so far.

[Riverbrian]

Just think of all the anticipation we wasted earlier in the season.

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It's called Grass is Greeneritis.

[Riverbrian]

And sorry my efforts to avert collateral damage were for not...

 

If we can't develop a counter jinx, what about a jinx counter?

I've been doing that... We are at 217 for the year.

[ScrapTheNickname]

when he falls apart he really falls apart

He is excelling at this.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale.

 

_{^{Or, you're welcome, if I'm not mistaken.}}

Your hovercraft is full of eels?

[alskntwnsfn]

Boom goes May. His outings are an example of how not to succeed at pitching. Good stuff, but he is a terrible pitcher.

[Riverbrian]

He will look better when he remembers things like... Mechanics.... Repeating his stroke.

 

Right Now he thinks he's this girl

 

http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/27/fan-throws-worst-first-pitch-since-50-cent/?utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F

[alskntwnsfn]

Run schafer!