Game Thread: Twins@royals 7/30 7:10Pm

[stringer bell]

Chances the Twins tie it up or take the lead?

[USAFChief]

And now, ladies and gentlement, a haiku for Chief...

 

Yes, concur, winnah!

You know where you stand with Chief.

It's a TD thing.

 

(oops... originally typed "It's a TB thing," but tuberculosis wasn't what I meant.)

TB would have worked too, believe it or not.

 

Oh, and thanks!

Edited July 31, 2014 by USAFChief

[USAFChief]

Chances the Twins tie it up or take the lead?

Well, there's only one other option, so it must be 2 out of 3, no?

[ScrapTheNickname]

Other than gil, and without looking it up, who can name the artist who performed "Stuck in the Middle with You"?

Steeler's Wheel! (I did not look it up.)

Edited July 31, 2014 by ScrapTheNickname

[USAFChief]

Steeler's Wheel! (I did not look it up.)

Wanted to "like," but had to take points off for spelling.

[Circus Boy]

TB would have worked too, believe it or not.

 

Oh, and thanks!

 

You're welcome, friend. I had a haiku for Willihammer, too, but he changed his avatar, so now I can't talk about his purdy lips.

[curt1965]

Chances the Twins tie it up or take the lead?

Need to ask " Slim"

[Squirrel]

You're welcome, friend. I had a haiku for Willihammer, too, but he changed his avatar, so now I can't talk about his purdy lips.

His purdy lips are better than Dozier's head on the Kool-Aid man.

[Squirrel]

Santana home run!  That would do it for me!

[stringer bell]

Are we saying there's a chance?

[D. Hocking]

I found a full track list.  (It was something to do while the Twins were throwing the game away.)

 

 

The Lord's Prayer

Sister Janet Mead

 

Nuns do not seem to rule the pop charts like they used to.

 

I would not mind some wild pitch -- strange error combos to get a few scores like we seemed to get early in the season.  I will take a run anyway I can get it - I am not proud.

[stringer bell]

Golden sombrero.

[snepp]

Are we saying there's a chance?

 

No, but I'm not above pretending.

[stringer bell]

No chance.

[snepp]

Here we go, I'm going to pretend I didn't watch this game.

[JB_Iowa]

Royals stay above .500.

[TwinsCD]

Well, at least they got the window shopping taken care of tonite.

 

'Can I help you?'

 

'No, I'm just looking.'

[big dog]

^$ swing the bat.  Colabello with the bases loaded.  Fuld with the tying run on 3rd.  Swing the freaking bat with two strikes.

 

Let's get some actual hitters on this team.

[Squirrel]

sigh.

[D. Hocking]

I won't let the outcome of the game damper my excitement of the 7000th post.  No one can take that away from me.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Well, at least they got the window shopping taken care of tonite.

 

'Can I help you?'

 

'No, I'm just looking.'

Who knew you could be rung up for just looking?

 

There's another game tomorrow.

[LaBombo]

Who knew you could be rung up for just looking?

 

There's another game tomorrow.

That's the rumuhhh,,,

 

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[snepp]

There's another game tomorrow.

 

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[mnfireman]

Bad hitting, bad baserunning and bad defense. They looked worse than a little league team tonight. The "Twins Way", alas, officially exists no more.