Game Thread: Twins@Brewers 6/3 7:10PM

[Guest USAFChief]

I'm hesitant to admit it...but the McDonald's "Peace Offerings" commercial is pretty well done, IMO.

[MichiganTwins]

This is a very slow feeling game. I almost forgot we hit two homers today

[glunn]

You should show the folks here copies of some of the rebates you have to hand out.

 

I am merely trying to survive in an imperfect world, which I suspect describes the plight of most people.

[LaBombo]

What does this have to do with John Wayne?

 

Dual-wielding of firearms...

 

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2010/10/5/1286291200303/True-Grit-7-006.jpg

[ashbury]

Damned broken image links.

 

Ask Brock.

 

/ And expect to receive in response, ¿quién sabe?

[snepp]

BABIP unkind.

[LaBombo]

I'm hesitant to admit it...but the McDonald's "Peace Offerings" commercial is pretty well done, IMO.

 

The torturous squeak of the dryboard marker is exquisite.

 

Plus, eye patch...

 

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2010/10/5/1286291200303/True-Grit-7-006.jpg

[snepp]

Ask Brock.

 

/ And expect to receive in response, ¿quién sabe?

 

I blame Google.

[Guest USAFChief]

BABIP unkind.

Yup. Kubel smoked that'n.

[ashbury]

I am merely trying to survive in an imperfect world, which I suspect describes the plight of most people.

 

Just funnin' ya of course. I used to get paid to think. They wised up.

[glunn]

I feel certain of a Twins victory if only Carnac could make an appearance in this game thread.

[Guest USAFChief]

I feel certain of a Twins victory if only Carnac could make an appearance in this game thread.

[MichiganTwins]

Just funnin' ya of course. I used to get paid to think. They wised up.

 

I see you have zero tweets. I would pay for your social media skills.

[Paul Pleiss]

Is four runs enogh of a lead to feel comfotable bringing "Just Bombs" Jared Burton into the game?

[Beezer07]

Mauer hits a lot of line drives

[snepp]

Better Scooter...Vespa, or Gennett?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

You've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, Pilgrim?

 

I blame Google.

 

Brought to mind: on their search banner, has Google ever done a tribute to Clint Eastwood?

 

If so, did the "feelin' lucky" button have "punk" added to it occasionally?

 

(And i'm still waiting patiently for Bugs Bunny to make his way back into the game thread...)

 

Anyway, here comes Burton!

[Puckett34]

Juuuuuust a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed

[Paul Pleiss]

Just Bombs Burton is my least favorite player on the roster.

[LaBombo]

I feel certain of a Twins victory if only Carnac could make an appearance in this game thread.

 

Answer: Kevin Correia

 

Question: Name the Twns starter most thrilled to have survived May.

 

So far.

[Paul Pleiss]

"Take your base young man, you've earned it."

[Guest USAFChief]

Well...look on the bright side. Ya can't turn two without baserunners.

[Beezer07]

Pinto told Burton to throw a pitch at the bull

[Paul Pleiss]

If Jared "Just Bombs" Burton doesn't give up a run this inning I'll consider bringing prayer back into my life because it will be proof that god is real.

[Guest USAFChief]

 

question: Name the twns starter most thrilled to have survived may.

iswydt.

[MichiganTwins]

Just Bombs Burton is my least favorite player on the roster.

What about KUBEL?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Just Bombs Burton is my least favorite player on the roster.

Even less than "Matt BP pitcher Guerrier "?

[LaBombo]

Better Scooter...Vespa, or Gennett?

 

Tie? Vespa more power, Gennett more range...

[Paul Pleiss]

The loathing I feel for Burton cannot be quenched, even with less Ku-bell or BP fastballs from Matty Guerrier

[Guest USAFChief]

Pinto told Burton to throw a pitch at the bull

He missed.

 

Edit: Shoulda went with "he hit it, but did no damage."