Game Thread: Twins@Brewers 6/3 7:10PM

[Riverbrian]

As anyone ever had a nose reset?

[Gibby]

Gotta go pick up Mrs Chief from the airport. On her way back from bowling in Reno.

 

Bring this one home, all. Thanks for the fun, yet again.

 

Hope she rolled a turkey.

[Beezer07]

Dozier and Suzuki?

 

Yes. Suzuki largely because there aren't other options...

[ashbury]

As anyone ever had a nose reset?

 

Karl Malden. I'm sure your son will come out looking similar.

[glunn]

Gotta go pick up Mrs Chief from the airport. On her way back from bowling in Reno.

 

Bring this one home, all. Thanks for the fun, yet again.

 

The closest bowling alley is in Reno?

 

Drive safe and pray for a quiet bottom of the 9th.

[Beezer07]

As anyone ever had a nose reset?

 

You can reset your nose, and you can reset your friends, but you can't reset your friend's nose.

[ashbury]

Hope she rolled a turkey.

 

Yeah, lot of homeless in Reno.

[JB_Iowa]

Yes. Suzuki largely because there aren't other options...

 

I'm still thinking Hughes if he holds it together this month.

[howeda7]

Glad to see the line-up tonight. And look, runs!

[Riverbrian]

I'm gonna have to google it... It doesn't sound like fun.

[Gibby]

As anyone ever had a nose reset?

 

I have twice. It don't feel good, but only for a couple seconds. It subsides quick. Afterwards, you wind up sexy.

[LaBombo]

F-Rod has often looked to me like he's hoping the batter will be caught gazing into the distance with his the Crouching Closer, Hidden Righty surprise delivery thing.

[Beezer07]

I'm still thinking Hughes if he holds it together this month.

 

I think that got mentioned, but it also got mentioned that it's hard for pitchers to make the ASG.

[howeda7]

Come on Perk! What is is with the walks tonight. Geeze.

[Riverbrian]

I have twice. It don't feel good, but only for a couple seconds. It subsides quick. Afterwards, you wind up sexy.

 

Yeah... I just googled... They numb it and use a pliers type thing up the nose.

 

I don't think I'll tell him that.

[glunn]

Perk looks very wild tonight. A double play would be nice.

[blairpaul715]

I never felt comfortable tonight, c'mon Perkins!!!!

[MichiganTwins]

Hope my comments about Joe Nathan don't haunt Perkins tonight. Name the curse and it goes away

[Riverbrian]

Perkins ain't looking like Perkins

[MichiganTwins]

O boy this is not a good start.

[glunn]

I would be warming up a reliever right now.

[ashbury]

Rick Anderson needs to do several thousand situps and crunches.

[LaBombo]

Yeah... I just googled... They numb it and use a pliers type thing up the nose.

 

I don't think I'll tell him that.

 

Good call by a good dad.

 

http://www.therpf.com/attachments/f9/total-recall-nose-bug-extractor-device-21.gif-31255d1281149521

[Beezer07]

In an effort to undo my "another save for Perk jinx," I'm going to mention the fact that I jinxed him.

[Gibby]

Yeah... I just googled... They numb it and use a pliers type thing up the nose.

 

I don't think I'll tell him that.

 

I was like your eldest. Many gruesome injuries, and I just kept coming back for more. Breaking a nose, or finger or toe sucked, but it wasn't the end of the world.

[snepp]

Glen was just getting bored being awesome all the time.

[Beezer07]

The Brewers "jump back" from the plate a lot, and do that "I gotta raise my arms so it doesn't hit me because it's so inside" trick a lot.

[Gibby]

We got this.

[LaBombo]

Holy crap. Before the reverse angle replay it looked like Dozier might lose his head.

[MichiganTwins]

I just want a win. No matter how ugly Perkins is pitching at the moment and I do not want to hear anything about Gomez and the Santana trade. Therefore, Perkins must strike Gomez out.