Game Thread: Twins @ Yankees, 6/1@12:05pm CT

[Guest USAFChief]

Acronyms have taken over. Or is that AHTO now.

Bert says this post is FUBAR and you're going to have to do it all over.

[diehardtwinsfan]

Acronyms have taken over. Or is that AHTO now.

 

Well, with a few less acronyms.

 

I'm responsible for a portion of the security audit. With the primary administrators for email and backup systems out of the office, I'm the guy the call when things don't go well, and they decided to not go well as soon as these guys were out. So instead of preparing for the security audit, I was doing break fix. And I'm still responsible for them this week too.

[longstrangetrip]

Come on Oswaldo!

[Riverbrian]

Well, with a few less acronyms.

 

I'm responsible for a portion of the security audit. With the primary administrators for email and backup systems out of the office, I'm the guy the call when things don't go well, and they decided to not go well as soon as these guys were out. So instead of preparing for the security audit, I was doing break fix. And I'm still responsible for them this week too.

 

It's been my experience that If everything goes perfectly... Something's wrong.

[glunn]

It appears that the rubber band is losing its elasticity.

[Riverbrian]

It appears that the rubber band is losing its elasticity.

 

[Squirrel]

Hughes has another nice outing going. I know it would have been a tough chance, but if Arcia catches Gardner's ball, it's 1-0 right now.

Or if snepp hadn't jinxed him to begin with.

[snepp]

This guy... Betances... He should be closing.

 

I agree, then we wouldn't have to worry about him shutting us down for multiple innings.

[Riverbrian]

It appears that the rubber band is losing its elasticity.

 

I'm gonna miss it... When it goes.

[glunn]

Well, with a few less acronyms.

 

I'm responsible for a portion of the security audit. With the primary administrators for email and backup systems out of the office, I'm the guy the call when things don't go well, and they decided to not go well as soon as these guys were out. So instead of preparing for the security audit, I was doing break fix. And I'm still responsible for them this week too.

 

I wonder how much intel the Chinese were able to steal while the system was broken.

[Guest USAFChief]

I agree, then we wouldn't have to worry about him shutting us down for multiple innings.

Or, if we'd just traded KC for him like we should have.

[Riverbrian]

Anyone have College team still alive... They are cheering for.

[Guest USAFChief]

I wonder how much intel the Chinese were able to steal while the system was broken.

That's what my mother always said.

[longstrangetrip]

Never fear, we got this...Kubes is up 2nd in the 9th.

[JB_Iowa]

I've got:

 

A Severe Thunderstorm Warning (warning, not watch);

 

No satellite signal;

 

and no d*mn rain. (C'mon, c'mon.)

[Riverbrian]

That's what my mother always said.

 

Thats my favorite so far.

[Tibs]

In my opinion, using track sprinters as an example against head first slides is a bad example. I think they don't dive for the finish line because it would be very painful, whether it is faster or not.

[Guest USAFChief]

Rally caps...ON!

[longstrangetrip]

I've got:

 

A Severe Thunderstorm Warning (warning, not watch);

 

No satellite signal;

 

and no d*mn rain. (C'mon, c'mon.)

 

I'm actually jealous, jb. Living in LA, I really miss a good thunderstorm. God, I wish it would rain!

[Squirrel]

Rally caps...ON!

I've got 7 of my Twins caps turned inside out and stacked on my head

[sampleSizeOfOne]

It appears that the rubber band is losing its elasticity.

 

But... but... the game isn't over.

 

And it's a rubber game...

 

(Please forgive me if i'm in denial...)

[Tibs]

Hammer time!!!

[deanlambrecht]

Willinghammer!

[Squirrel]

It worked ! It worked! I'm buying more caps when I'm there in August!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Thank you, Mr. Willingham.

[longstrangetrip]

I've got 7 of my Twins caps turned inside out and stacked on my head

 

 

And it worked!

[snepp]

http://www.kezi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/10-10-HAMMERTIME-KCA.jpg

[Guest USAFChief]

Both my son and I came off the couch, arms raised, nonoseconds after Hammer made contact.

[Beezer07]

Willingham hit that ball so hard.

[Riverbrian]

I love Baseball!!! Hammer well timed display.