Game Thread: Twins v Red Sox, 5/13 @ 7:10pm CT

[snepp]

Bartlett, Santana, Nunez, Escobar, Colabello weren't outfielders, there is still a chance.

 

If I could like this a hundred times I would.

[Guest]

What will happen if Guerrier hurts his ankle misplaying a batted ball?

[snepp]

Matty G if you get out of this I'll take it all* back.

 

 

 

*well not all, but most

[Gibby]

I go watch a little hockey, and this is what I come back to?

[Guest USAFChief]

Who isn't? But the punk kid tatcassos of today can't do ink justice to the cover of Far Beyond Driven, so sometimes you gotta go with the next best thing.

I have no idea what any of this means.

[stringer bell]

This will not end well.

[snepp]

I go watch a little hockey, and this is what I come back to?

 

Well, it is exciting.

 

 

 

 

edit: In a Carlos Gomez kind of way.

[D. Hocking]

It's either him or Trout

 

He is a decent outfielder and not a bad hitter, but he is no short-stop outfielder, so I would pass.

[Intramural Legend]

I go watch a little hockey, and this is what I come back to?

 

So this mess is all your fault?!?

[LaBombo]

It's either him or Trout

Or Mike Carp. Or Tim Salmon as the outfield coach for infielders.

[Guest USAFChief]

I go watch a little hockey, and this is what I come back to?

I blame Gibby.

[twinsnorth49]

Well, how'd that happen?

[howeda7]

Matt Gurrier in a key spot. Yeah, thanks Gardy.

[stringer bell]

AJ's revenge, coming up.

[Reider]

Get him out of there!

[Ultima Ratio]

Down the leg.

 

 

Front and back.

[Intramural Legend]

Well, how'd that happen?

 

The Twins thought it was 2011 and let Gueirereerere on the team

[Beezer07]

Another stellar Twins bullpen outing.

[Beezer07]

Matt Gurrier in a key spot. Yeah, thanks Gardy.

 

Gardy's fault Duensing couldn't get the job done?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

"Another fine mess you've gotten me into..."

[twinsnorth49]

don't put him in there!

 

fify

[Riverbrian]

I have no idea what any of this means.

 

Think Black Sabbath and move them to Texas

[Guest USAFChief]

Another stellar Twins bullpen outing.

All in one inning.

[Gibby]

So this mess is all your fault?!?

 

I can't imagine how. Half the Twins runs have occurred when I was in the bathroom.

[Reider]

What will happen if Guerrier hurts his ankle misplaying a batted ball?

Gardy will make him tape it up, then bring him out tomorrow to give up another lead!

[twinsnorth49]

Thielbar's got this.

[Beezer07]

All in one inning.

 

It takes a real bullpen to go through 4 guys in an inning.

[stringer bell]

I made the mistake of looking at the standing and thinking that, hey, we could be in second place by the end of the night....then this.

[LaBombo]

Huh. Usually MN teams blow it when I start watching, not stop watching. So Guerrier failed to justify the Twins' roster contortions? Really? Next thing you know, they won't be able to count on Bar... Sorry. Tried to resist.

[howeda7]

Gardy's fault Duensing couldn't get the job done?

 

No. But Gurrier has no business being on the team, much less pitching with the bases loaded. Leave Duensing in. Bring Thielbar in. Bring Swarzak in. Almost anything but Gurrier.