Game Thread: Twins v Dodgers double-header, 5/1 @ 12:10pm and 6:10 CT

[Ultima Ratio]

Who pitches if we don't score here? Pelfrey back out for the nightcap?

 

Well, we know Butera can pitch for the them. Another feather lost from our cap.

[twinsnorth49]

Description of my Wilson "joke?"

 

Nothing personal (:

[Joe A. Preusser]

The question is.. Which slugger PHs for Flori, Escobar or Suz?

[Gibby]

Who knew Kubel's weak spot is right down the middle of the plate?

[twinsnorth49]

If Kubel can't hit that pitch what the hell is he here for?

[Joe A. Preusser]

Who knew Kubel's weak spot is right down the middle of the plate?

 

Umm, too many teams?

[Joe A. Preusser]

If Kubel can't hit that pitch what the hell is he here for?

 

Hey...it was 89 MPH, I drive faster than that to work.

[Squirrel]

Omg. This is not a fun game to watch.

[cmathewson]

Bonus baseball!! Let's play 3.

[Gibby]

Wow! I didnt realize how empty the stadium was. What is this, Cleveland?

[LaBombo]

Who knew Kubel's weak spot is right down the middle of the plate?

 

You're missing the big picture. Professional at bat.

[LaBombo]

Wow! I didnt realize how empty the stadium was. What is this, Cleveland?

 

Not enough drunken hecklers yet. Give it until late June.

[cmathewson]

Hicks removed with conclusion-like symptoms. And so it begins.

[Fatt Crapps]

Looks like Plouffe got a lesson on where to be postioned for bunt attempts. He wasn't behind the bag this time.

[LaBombo]

I realize it's cold, been a long day, etc etc.

 

But it's still sad to see the "crowd" at TF when just a few years ago you couldn't get tickets to the place.

 

Yeah. When fans run a 40 for a foul ball, tradition and mafia-esque loyalty are on thin ice.

[Ultima Ratio]

What, no one calling the Mauer walk-off?

[Gibby]

Hicks removed with conclusion-like symptoms. And so it begins.

 

I wish this game had conclusion-like symptoms.

[Fatt Crapps]

LOL at the Dodgers crew talking about overpaid Twins players.

[LaBombo]

Fuld is 32 and just embarrassed Hicks with that catch.

 

So there's that.

[Reider]

Kubel needs to catch that... no?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

LOL at the Dodgers crew talking about overpaid Twins players.

So your saying Pelfrey is fairly compensated?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Kubel needs to catch that... no?

 

Well, Duensing pitched out of it...

 

Now can we get something going in the bottom of the 11th?

[LaBombo]

I wish this game had conclusion-like symptoms.

 

Check your health care website. Many changes.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Hicks removed with conclusion-like symptoms. And so it begins.

It's a good thing Mastroianni is waiting in AAA...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Untied...

[LaBombo]

It's a good thing Mastroianni is waiting in AAA...

Kawasaki the only bench player left.

 

When will the FO unleash the genius that is Gardenhire, and allow a roster made up of eight position players, three catchers, a Punto clone, and thirteen pitchers?

 

Never mind.

[Gibby]

That was humiliating.

[Fatt Crapps]

Oh dear God..

[Squirrel]

Okay, I'm going to bed. Demoralized.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Not over yet...

 

Kubel, Escobar, and Dozier coming up.