Game Thread: Twins @ Rays, 4/23 @ 6:10pm CT

[Winston Smith]

Dozier gets him over, Mauer walks.

 

...Plouffe hits into a double play. Twins baseball at its best.

[GCTF]

Alright Chief... Put the Thesaurus down.

 

He will, just as soon as he's done looking up thesaurus.

[big dog]

Just setting up a Cola-opportunity in the 10th.

[Guest USAFChief]

Alright Chief... Put the Thesaurus down.

Good advice, but too late. I chucked it through the *$*#(% TV last half inning.

[Twins Twerp]

Duensing...i feel not so good right now...time for dvred mad men episode

[Riverbrian]

He will, just as soon as he's done looking up thesaurus.

 

Youd figure Dinosaurs would recognize other "saur's"

[Squirrel]

Well, guess I'm not gonna make it to Trader Joe's before 10.

[big dog]

Florimon would have had that...but he probably wouldn't have the RBI Escobar has.

[big dog]

Well, guess I'm not gonna make it to Trader Joe's before 10.

 

and you picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue, too.

[Riverbrian]

Florimon would have had that Jennings grounder... (Pause)... Ok... Throw food at me now.

[LaBombo]

Alright Chief... Put the Thesaurus down.

Stop being smart or something, bookworm dumb@ss...

http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/image/images/small-bnb.gif

[Whammy]

Another druuuuuuunk guuuuuy!

[LaBombo]

Florimon would have had that Jennings grounder... (Pause)... Ok... Throw food at me now.

Done. But which food group, and where?

[Squirrel]

and you picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue, too.

That is something I've never done. I'm just like this naturally.

[Squirrel]

Another druuuuuuunk guuuuuy!

Another? I think it's the same one.

[LaBombo]

Well, guess I'm not gonna make it to Trader Joe's before 10.

 

Hope you're stocked up on the magically priced and named wine they sell...

[Riverbrian]

That is something I've never done. I'm just like this naturally.

 

I've done it... Accidentally glued my face to an art project.

[Whammy]

Another? I think it's the same one.

The 2-0 pitch there were definitely 2

[Intramural Legend]

Well, guess I'm not gonna make it to Trader Joe's before 10.

 

 

Anticipating an an under four hour game with a Pelfry start is your bad...

[afurry91]

This might be the most boring at bat in the history of baseball.

[Squirrel]

Hope you're stocked up on the magically priced and named wine they sell...

I don't drink wine. Don't like it.

[Winston Smith]

Stop being smart or something, bookworm dumb@ss...

http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/image/images/small-bnb.gif

 

Where'd you get the pic of Brian and Chief?

[Squirrel]

Sigh.

[Guest USAFChief]

I've done it... Accidentally glued my face to an art project.

Heh..."accidentally." Heh.

[LaBombo]

So the Twins are competing in a meaningful baseball game after the ice

has left Lake Minnetonka? What's next, a miniseries based on Fargo?

[Squirrel]

Aaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhh!!!!!

[Intramural Legend]

Can we get a second walk off wild pitch? What's the team record?

[Squirrel]

Ugh.

[Twins Twerp]

Feeeeeeeeee Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

[Whammy]

Caaaaaaaaaaaaa seeeeeeeeeeeey