Game Thread: Twins @ Rays, 4/23 @ 6:10pm CT

[Guest USAFChief]

So the Twins are competing in a meaningful baseball game after the ice

has left Lake Minnetonka? What's next, a miniseries based on Fargo?

I'm not sure I agree with ya a hunnerd percent on your police work there, La.

[Guest USAFChief]

Feeeeeeeeee Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Gardy's just messin' with the guy by bringing in a one-syllable last name reliever.

[Don't Feed the Greed Guy]

Time for bonus baseball!

[Whammy]

Gardy's just messin' with the guy by bringing in a one-syllable last name reliever.

Well played Gaaaaaaaaar Deeeeeeeee

[Fatt Crapps]

I'm not sure I agree with ya a hunnerd percent on your police work there, La.

 

 

Oh ya?

[Squirrel]

Omg. That aged me a thousand years. I feel like Chief's age now.

[LaBombo]

I don't drink wine. Don't like it.

Are you sure? The article I read 18 years ago in an issue of Maxim that I found in the backseat pocket of the airline seat in front of me said chi.... females dig wine.

 

So, again. Sure?

[Riverbrian]

Omg. That aged me a thousand years. I feel like Chief's age now.

 

What does that feel like?

[Twins Twerp]

Time for bonus baseball!

 

Didnt we know that already #everypelfreystart

[Whammy]

Jaaaaaaaack Liiiiiiiiinks

[WLFINN]

they should go talk to his mom

[Guest USAFChief]

Gardy: Extra inning's huh? Andy...who's left in the pen?

 

Andy: //blank stare//

 

...

 

 

....

 

 

Gardy: Hicksie...c'mere son. You used to pitch in HS, amiright?

[LaBombo]

Omg. That aged me a thousand years. I feel like Chief's age now.

Assault with a deadly post.

[Squirrel]

Assault with a deadly post.

Oh for Pete's sake ... he knows I'm kidding.

[Squirrel]

Come on! Swing the bat!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I'm not sure I agree with ya a hunnerd percent on your police work there, La.

 

DLR -- that'd be the person who puts people on the DL, right?

 

Yeah, i heard about the tv show. Haven't gotten around to tryin' to watch it. Is it worth the time?

 

And for me, "Three cent stamp." seems appropriate as a twins fan...

[Riverbrian]

Holy Cow!!! It's like 2AM in Tampa

[Squirrel]

Yeah, if Tampa were Greenland, that'd be about right.

[LaBombo]

Oh for Pete's sake ... he knows I'm kidding.

 

Depends...

http://mrsmaine.wikispaces.com/file/view/diaper.depends/76208285/diaper.depends

Stop! I was even more kidding. I know it's not a contest, just...

[Squirrel]

If that's what you've got I think you just lost the contest.

[Twins Twerp]

Balfour is definitely divergent

[Guest USAFChief]

DLR -- that'd be the person who puts people on the DL, right?

 

Yeah, i heard about the tv show. Haven't gotten around to tryin' to watch it. Is it worth the time?

 

And for me, "Three cent stamp." seems appropriate as a twins fan...

'The heck do you mean?

[LaBombo]

Yeah, if Tampa were Greenland, that'd be about right.

Angry nation on the phone, going by the name of 'Iceland".

 

Your call.

[Squirrel]

Huh?

[LaBombo]

If that's what you've got I think you just lost the contest.

If you promise to use the time recovered from not arguing with me

to make a casserole for glunn, then you have my surrender.

[Guest USAFChief]

http://mrsmaine.wikispaces.com/file/view/diaper.depends/76208285/diaper.depends

"Fits like your own underwear."

 

Seems to me that sort of defeats the purpose, no?

[Beezer07]

Hi. Why did Tonkin only pitch 1/3 of an inning? Why did Thielbar only pitch 1/3 of an inning? Given that they both seem to be pretty good, seems like sort of a waste to use them like this in the 6th inning

[Squirrel]

If you promise to use the time recovered from not arguing with me

to make a casserole for glunn, then you have my surrender.

Um, now why would you want me to kill glunn? (I don't cook.)

[LaBombo]

Huh?

Get that a lot. Starting to worry that it's holding me back.

[Guest USAFChief]

Hi. Why did Tonkin only pitch 1/3 of an inning? Why did Thielbar only pitch 1/3 of an inning? Given that they both seem to be pretty good, seems like sort of a waste to use them like this in the 6th inning

It's called "man'gin," m'boy.