Game Thread: Twins @ Rays, 4/23 @ 6:10pm CT

[Twins Twerp]

Do you think we could get pelfrey to pine tar his neck. He needs to try something...steroids and foreign substances are what i recommend...and working slower

[Willihammer]

Maybe Mauer can hit the rapist in the cup too

 

if he gets up

[Fatt Crapps]

Haha, Kemp just stretched for a double on a sharp ball hit to Ben Revere. With any other center fielder he's out by a mile. Revere 4 hopped it to 2nd base from not even deep center.

[zchrz]

Gardy was trying to be crafty, Tonkin probably should have stayed in with a switch hitter then another righty due up.

[ashbury]

http://mrsmaine.wikispaces.com/file/view/diaper.depends/76208285/diaper.depends

 

I'm just trying to figure out why there is a tilde over the n. My tongue hurts from trying to pronounce the result.

[Guest USAFChief]

Florimon has a triple on that.

[Squirrel]

Good runnin'!

[LaBombo]

Um, now why would you want me to kill glunn? (I don't cook.)

 

Casserole for glunn, not... made of glunn.

 

Anyway, Esccobar for two!

[ashbury]

Why are we leavin' out the "g" tonight?

[ashbury]

Fuld foold on that one.

[Whammy]

Do the fans get two free pizzas if we strike out 20 times?

[Squirrel]

I want a home runhome run

[Guest USAFChief]

kee-rap.

[Squirrel]

I'm not gonna make it Target before 11 either.

[big dog]

I want to go to bed. I'm on Greenland time.

[Guest USAFChief]

Do the fans get two free pizzas if we strike out 20 times?

One large should be enough to feed everyone.

[LaBombo]

I'm just trying to figure out why there is a tilde over the n. My tongue hurts from trying to pronounce the result.

umlaut, not tilde. Easy mistake to make.

[Squirrel]

Ack! The hockey game is tied, too!

[Guest USAFChief]

umlaut, not tilde. Easy mistake to make.

nerds!!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

On to the 12th...

 

Better than ending in the bottom of the 11th, but... i'm tired too.

[Whammy]

I want to go to bed. I'm on Greenland time.

I'm on central time and I'm going to bed after this half inning if we don't score

[LaBombo]

Ack! The hockey game is tied, too!

What hockey game would that be?

 

http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/images/16539.jpg

[Squirrel]

What hockey game would that be?

 

Blackhawks

[ashbury]

umlaut, not tilde. Easy mistake to make.

 

So it's the name of a heavy metal band?

[Riverbrian]

Oh Oh... I'm pulling everything Plouffe is back

[Riverbrian]

Oh Oh... I'm pulling everything Plouffe is back

 

LOL... And thank goodness

[Twins Twerp]

Boom. Take that longoria

[Willihammer]

Attaboy Plouffesy

[Squirrel]

Plouffesie!

[Guest USAFChief]

Pitch to Cola with a RHer on the mound. If they get him, they'll walk Kubel.