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Scientists Warn Ohtani/Astudillo Matchup Might Deliver ‘Too Much’ Joy

By RandBalls Stu, July 23, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Glenwood Man Readies Self For Next Bad Trade

By RandBalls Stu, July 16, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

BREAKING: Almost Half a Season Left

By RandBalls Stu, July 9, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Does Jose Miranda’s Rise Mean I Have to Listen to Hamilton?

By RandBalls Stu, July 2, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

NASA: Newly Discovered Asteroid Will ‘Definitely’ Land on Byron Buxton

By RandBalls Stu, June 25, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Hrbek Confirms Hoagies Not on Banned Substances List

By RandBalls Stu, June 18, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Rocco Baldelli Urges Team to ‘Get Into’ Steely Dan

By RandBalls Stu, June 11, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Tenth Twins Player On Injured List Triggers Valuable Savings

By RandBalls Stu, June 4, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Off Day Allows Twins Fan to Convince Himself Season Isn’t Lost

By RandBalls Stu, May 28, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Rare Unwritten Rule Triggers Name Change for Minnesota Twins

By RandBalls Stu, May 21, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Twins Bring On Bob Baffert in Consultant Role

By RandBalls Stu, May 14, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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State of Minnesota Relaxes Guidelines for Yelling at Twins

By RandBalls Stu, May 7, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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• gleeman and the geek

Local Contrarian Quietly Deletes 'Zach Granite Is What Byron Buxton Hopes To Be' Tweet

By RandBalls Stu, April 30, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Baffling Twins Losses Cause Vikings to Issue Cease-and-Desist Order

By RandBalls Stu, April 23, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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• law talking guy

Twins Bullpen Falters Because of What Bryan Did

By RandBalls Stu, April 16, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Seattle's Day Off

By RandBalls Stu, April 9, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Nothing Good Can Happen the Next Six Months

By RandBalls Stu, April 2, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Topps to Introduce Service Time Trading Cards

By RandBalls Stu, March 26, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Explaining Alex Kirilloff’s Service Time to Your Child

By RandBalls Stu, February 19, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

A Joint Statement from Metropolitan Stadium and the Metrodome

By RandBalls Stu, March 19, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Local Copy Editor Pleads With Twins to Keep Kyle Garlick

By RandBalls Stu, March 12, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Sources: Injury Gods Have Busy 2021 Planned for Minnesota

By RandBalls Stu, February 26, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

• royce lewis
• the old ones

Willians Astudillo Cold Weather Tips

By RandBalls Stu, February 12, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Losing Streak Helps Local Overreactor Find Regular Season Form

By RandBalls Stu, March 5, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Your Dad Set to Absolutely Butcher Names of New Twins

By RandBalls Stu, February 5, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News