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Who Will Be the Next First Pitch Legend?

By RandBalls Stu, September 24, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Sources: Injury Gods Also Surprised by Lack of Joe Ryan Injury

By RandBalls Stu, September 17, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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What They Do in the Shadows

By RandBalls Stu, September 10, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

A Celebration of Joe Ryan's Hair

By RandBalls Stu, September 3, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Yankees: Move Make-Up Game to 2022

By RandBalls Stu, August 27, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

How to Deal with a Meaningless Yankees Series

By RandBalls Stu, August 20, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Andrelton Simmons Isn’t Good Enough to Get Away with This 1 2 3 4

By RandBalls Stu, August 13, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Experts: Naming Five Twins Starters Right Now 'Pretty Good'

By RandBalls Stu, August 6, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Dad Retweets Ken R0sentha1 Again

By RandBalls Stu, July 30, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Scientists Warn Ohtani/Astudillo Matchup Might Deliver ‘Too Much’ Joy

By RandBalls Stu, July 23, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Glenwood Man Readies Self For Next Bad Trade

By RandBalls Stu, July 16, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

BREAKING: Almost Half a Season Left

By RandBalls Stu, July 9, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Does Jose Miranda’s Rise Mean I Have to Listen to Hamilton?

By RandBalls Stu, July 2, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

NASA: Newly Discovered Asteroid Will ‘Definitely’ Land on Byron Buxton

By RandBalls Stu, June 25, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Hrbek Confirms Hoagies Not on Banned Substances List

By RandBalls Stu, June 18, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Rocco Baldelli Urges Team to ‘Get Into’ Steely Dan

By RandBalls Stu, June 11, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Tenth Twins Player On Injured List Triggers Valuable Savings

By RandBalls Stu, June 4, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Off Day Allows Twins Fan to Convince Himself Season Isn’t Lost

By RandBalls Stu, May 28, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Rare Unwritten Rule Triggers Name Change for Minnesota Twins

By RandBalls Stu, May 21, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Twins Bring On Bob Baffert in Consultant Role

By RandBalls Stu, May 14, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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State of Minnesota Relaxes Guidelines for Yelling at Twins

By RandBalls Stu, May 7, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Local Contrarian Quietly Deletes 'Zach Granite Is What Byron Buxton Hopes To Be' Tweet

By RandBalls Stu, April 30, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Baffling Twins Losses Cause Vikings to Issue Cease-and-Desist Order

By RandBalls Stu, April 23, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Twins Bullpen Falters Because of What Bryan Did

By RandBalls Stu, April 16, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Seattle's Day Off

By RandBalls Stu, April 9, 2021 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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