Potential Lockout Already Impacting Beat Writer Shirt Purchases

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Entire short-sleeve collared shirt sector “is in shambles,” says expert.

The prospect of a Major League Baseball lockout is growing by the day. While impacts on free agency and the 2022 season are only speculative at this point, some segments of the economy are already facing the consequences of a potential work stoppage head-on.

“The male beat writers aren’t buying their new Spring Training shirts,” said a source close to the Minnesota chapter of the Baseball Writers Association of America. “Can’t justify the expense if there won’t be a spring training.”

Replacing the previous year’s shirts, often marred by sweat, spilled coffee, missing buttons, and stains from a staggering variety of dipping sauces, is a hallowed tradition for writers both old and new.

Right now, this tradition is riding the pine.

“The whole market, be it staid Target golf polos or hideous button downs from brands with names like Panama Beachcomber, is in shambles,” said Steve Mediate, a consumer goods analyst for Forbes. “Clearly, they’re holding off until there’s more clarity from MLB and the players union.”

Mediate is concerned that, even if an agreement is reached and a lockout avoided, it’ll be too late for the journalists to acquire their repulsive garments.

“There’s a textile factory in Vietnam that specializes in the more garish designs certain baseball writers favor,” said Mediate. “They’ve been shuttered for a month. If he wants a shirt that looks like an educational film about farm accidents, they’re not even making them right now. His best bet for a button down designed by someone who hates the gift of sight and the concept of beauty is a vintage store or Goodwill.”

Mediate confirmed that similar impacts are being felt in sectors like sandals and dumb-looking hats.

“There are warehouses full of hats that keep the sun off your neck and also make you look like a real chump, a cosmic dorkwad who frankly should be bullied,” said Mediate. “They’re gathering dust and not going anywhere. It’s a mess.”

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Does this mean beat writers will have to go to Walmart for their shirts? Or will there suddenly be lots of shirtless people wandering around looking for something else to write about? (I suggest poetry. Try Haiku if you don't rhyme. It stands to reason)

 

Also, kudos for bringing up the possibility of lockout or strike (not that i can tell the difference) due to the negotiations going south, and not in the Spring Training way. Not that i have read much news of late, but i haven't seen much coverage or posturing related to the up and coming collective bargaining agreement. How's it going?

[James]