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An Open Letter from the 1974 Minnesota Twins

By RandBalls Stu, August 7, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Fan Credits Lifetime of Cognitive Dissonance for Ability to Enjoy Baseball Now

By RandBalls Stu, July 31, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Local Fan Torn Between Home Opener and Another Episode of Magnum P.I.

By RandBalls Stu, July 24, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Twins Replace Fake Fan Noise with Chumbawamba’s ‘Tubthumping’

By RandBalls Stu, July 17, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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CDC Urges Fans Mad at Greedy Players to Not Learn About Owners Wealth

By RandBalls Stu, June 19, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

With Buxton Uninjured, Twins Release 2021 Schedule

By RandBalls Stu, July 10, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Results Mixed As Twins Replicate Florida Spring Training Experience

By RandBalls Stu, July 3, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Otherwise Rational Man Allows Himself Five Minutes to Enjoy Potential Return of Baseball

By RandBalls Stu, June 26, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

In Bipartisan Agreement, MN Legislature Agrees to Erect and Immediately Topple Bud Selig Statue

By RandBalls Stu, June 12, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Town Ball Umpire Hopes Patio Crowd Insults Him ‘Just To Feel Something’

By RandBalls Stu, June 5, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Let's Remember Some Twins

By RandBalls Stu, May 29, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Twins Maintain Division Lead As Memorial Day Weekend Begins

By RandBalls Stu, May 22, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Desperate Twins Fan Turns to NASCAR

By RandBalls Stu, May 15, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Trevor Plouffe Latest Twins Third Baseman to Be Gifted with The Second Sight

By RandBalls Stu, May 8, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Despondent Statistician Creates Metrics for Real Housewives

By RandBalls Stu, May 1, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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What To Watch While You Wait For Baseball, Part V

By RandBalls Stu, April 24, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Only Baseball Blogger Not Doing a Simulated Season Takes Up Pottery

By RandBalls Stu, April 17, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

8-Year-Old Child Asked For Another Plan to Resume Baseball

By RandBalls Stu, April 10, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

What To Watch While You Wait For Baseball, Part IV

By RandBalls Stu, April 3, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

What To Watch While You Wait For Baseball, Part III

By RandBalls Stu, March 27, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

What To Watch While You Wait For Baseball, Part II

By RandBalls Stu, March 20, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

What To Watch While You Wait For Baseball

By RandBalls Stu, March 13, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Real Live Wolf Broadcasts Twins Game, Dozens Injured

By RandBalls Stu, March 6, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

New Streaming Option for Twins Fans Just Your Friend Describing the Game Over the Phone

By RandBalls Stu, February 28, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Veteran Who Tricked Astros Into Cheating Tells His Story

By RandBalls Stu, February 21, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News