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The Houston Astros Guide to Public Apologies

By RandBalls Stu, February 14, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Local Contrarian Eager to Find Fault with However This Trade Turns Out

By RandBalls Stu, February 7, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Hear Me Out: It’s Time for Junior Ortiz Boulevard

By RandBalls Stu, January 31, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Local Man Torn on Right Shirsey for Social Function

By RandBalls Stu, January 24, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Front Page: Garbage Can Whacker Needed For Major League Baseball Team in Houston

By RandBalls Stu, January 17, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Front Page: Ron Gardenhire Thinks These Jeopardy! Bozos Don’t Know a Damn Thing About Baseball

By RandBalls Stu, January 10, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Front Page: Talking Yourself Into Homer Bailey and Rich Hill: A Primer

By RandBalls Stu, January 3, 2020 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Front Page: Grown Man Asks Santa Claus For Starting Pitching

By RandBalls Stu, December 27, 2019 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Front Page: Suggestions for Attracting Free Agents to the Minnesota Twins

By RandBalls Stu, December 20, 2019 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Front Page: The Five Stages of Twins Free Agency Grief 1 2

By RandBalls Stu, December 13, 2019 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Front Page: Local Uncle Eager to Blame Quiet Twins Offseason On Joe Mauer

By RandBalls Stu, December 6, 2019 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Front Page: Gibson’s Departure Throws Your Dad’s Preseason Banter Into Turmoil

By RandBalls Stu, November 29, 2019 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Front Page: Fears of White Sox Competency Alarm Local Fans

By RandBalls Stu, November 22, 2019 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Front Page: Twins Fan Can’t Shake Feeling That Team Will Sign Kevin Correia

By RandBalls Stu, November 8, 2019 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Front Page: Ron Gardenhire Asks What the Rules Are for Yelling at Robots

By RandBalls Stu, November 1, 2019 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Front Page: Dark Forces Aligned Against Twins: 'There Is No Offseason'

By RandBalls Stu, October 25, 2019 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Front Page: EXCLUSIVE: Twins Looking to Replace TC Bear with Real, Live Bear

By RandBalls Stu, October 18, 2019 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Front Page: Majority of Twins Fans Now Skeptical That Charlie Brown Will Ever Kick Football

By RandBalls Stu, October 11, 2019 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Front Page: Five Reasons the Twins Can Beat the Yankees

By RandBalls Stu, October 4, 2019 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Front Page: Richfield Man Carves Out Six Hours He'll Need for a Twins/Yankees Playoff Game

By RandBalls Stu, September 27, 2019 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Front Page: Local Goggles Sales Rep Banking On Minnesota Playoff Run

By RandBalls Stu, September 20, 2019 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Front Page: Wait, Ryan LaMarre Is On the Twins Again? And He's Starting?

By RandBalls Stu, September 13, 2019 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Front Page: Authorities, Religious Leaders Ask for Perspective When Panicking About Jose Berrios

By RandBalls Stu, September 6, 2019 in Twins Daily Front Page News

Front Page: Vegas Releases Odds On Next Byron Buxton Injury

By RandBalls Stu, August 30, 2019 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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Front Page: Experts Say Twins Squirrel Following Familiar Path

By RandBalls Stu, August 21, 2019 in Twins Daily Front Page News

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