Game Thread: Twins@White Sox 9/16 7:10PM

[Alex]

Anyone else find it ironic that these discussions are what we do to maintain our sanity in the face of a historically bad Twins season?

[twinsnorth49]

Someone should call the ASPCA on all those people torturing their dogs by taking them to this game.

[Squirrel]

True story: Its odd that I have to type true story... But I don't want it confused with my other stories.

 

True Story: I was walking down the street at night past an apartment building with these huge windows.

 

Curtains wide open... Lights on in one... Girl... Towel wrapped around her head.. Completely Naked... Talking on telephone...

 

I walked into a fire hydrant.

 

Heh ... my sister and I were stopped at a light and happened to look over at the apartment building to our left just in time to see a guy walking down his hallway, stark naked. We both looked at each other and laughed hysterically. True story.

[twinsnorth49]

Anyone else find it ironic that these discussions are what we do to maintain our sanity in the face of a historically bad Twins season?

 

Who you calling sane?!!!

[Alex]

Who you calling sane?!!!

 

Touche.

[LaBombo]

Ummm, is it just me or should someone tell Devries he's not a small pant size anymore?

No 'likes' = just you.

 

Not watching tonight, but it may say something about both De Vries and the Twins' season that after nearly 100 MLB innings, he's apparently distinguished himself only by being 'Small Pants Guy'.

[Riverbrian]

Anyone else find it ironic that these discussions are what we do to maintain our sanity in the face of a historically bad Twins season?

 

Its the only way to do it. If this was Game Discussion only... Glunn would be calling some people a pinhead by now and kicking Nuns as they pass by.

[Riverbrian]

Heh ... my sister and I were stopped at a light and happened to look over at the apartment building to our left just in time to see a guy walking down his hallway, stark naked. We both looked at each other and laughed hysterically. True story.

 

Those little surprises in life are wonderful.

[Riverbrian]

No 'likes' = just you.

 

j/k, not watching tonight, but it may say something about both De Vries and the Twins' season that after nearly 100 career MLB innings, he's apparently distinguished himself only by being 'Small Pants Guy'.

 

I can't decide between your post #186 or your post #188

[Riverbrian]

Heh ... my sister and I were stopped at a light and happened to look over at the apartment building to our left just in time to see a guy walking down his hallway, stark naked. We both looked at each other and laughed hysterically. True story.

 

Girls Laugh... Guys walk into Hydrants... It must be a Mars Venus Thing.

[snepp]

I walked into a fire hydrant.

 

 

See, the bushes are much safer.

[LaBombo]

Anyone else find it ironic that these discussions are what we do to maintain our sanity in the face of a historically bad Twins season?

Well some of us are, shall we say... supplementing TD therapy with over-the-counter anti-outrage drugs?

 

Well, at least VodkaDave (right) and I are. Snepp looks on with growing concern about possible posting policy violations.

http://www.mash4077tv.com/images/features/still_merchant_of_korea00.jpg

[GCTF]

she asked nervously, glancing reflexively to check that the door was locked.

 

We've never done film noire in the game thread before. Let's see where this goes.

[Winston Smith]

Girls Laugh... Guys walk into Hydrants... It must be a Mars Venus Thing.

 

http://nikkigsblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/fire-hydrant.jpg?w=300&h=225

[ashbury]

I walked into a fire hydrant.

 

Approves:

 

[ashbury]

Anyone else find it ironic that these discussions are what we do to maintain our sanity in the face of a historically bad Twins season?

 

In insane times, only the crazy people are sane.

[Riverbrian]

Well some of us are, shall we say... supplementing TD therapy with over-the-counter anti-outrage drugs?

 

Well, at least VodkaDave (right) and I are. Snepp looks on with growing concern about possible posting policy violations.

http://www.mash4077tv.com/images/features/still_merchant_of_korea00.jpg

 

Ok... This could be fun... TV Show captures... Characters replaced by TD Members.

[LaBombo]

"We've never done film noire in the game thread before. Let's see where this goes",

he mused, as his interest in the death rattle of the Twins' season waned...

[Riverbrian]

Ok... This could be fun... TV Show captures... Characters replaced by TD Members.

 

 

Ashbury out to dinner with ChiTown:

 

ChiTown: Will you look at me when you talk to me

Ashbury: I am

ChiTown: Look in my eyes

Ashbury: Oh... right... sorry.

[Winston Smith]

In insane times, only the crazy people are sane.

it's a catch 22!

[LaBombo]

Ok... This could be fun... TV Show captures... Characters replaced by TD Members.

Movies ok? USAFchief on his way to pay a short visit to the SABR convention....

http://hillbillyprogressive.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/slim-pickens_riding-the-bomb.jpg

[ashbury]

ChiTown: Look in my eyes

Ashbury: Oh... right... sorry.

 

She has eyes? Well, whaddaya know, she does!

[Winston Smith]

anyone have some stats we can talk about?

[LaBombo]

I can't decide between your post #186 or your post #188

You totally did decide, with the like button. Ashamed and embarrassed, sensing it was only a clone, #188 has willed itself into the electronic void.

[Squirrel]

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Ashbury out to dinner with ChiTown:

 

ChiTown: Will you look at me when you talk to me

Ashbury: I am

ChiTown: Look in my eyes

Ashbury: Oh... right... sorry.

 

Hey, and I used to have red hair, too!

[Riverbrian]

 

Old Nurse and Leviathan

 

Leviathan: Go ahead choke me all you want. I will still make my point!!!

[Squirrel]

I can't wait for glunn to read this thread.

[Squirrel]

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Old Nurse and Leviathan

 

Leviathan: Go ahead choke me all you want. I will still make my point!!!

 

hahaha ... this wins! no more need apply!

[LaBombo]

Nick Nelson explains what went wrong at TD Thanksgiving promotion while Seth nervously ponders his future in media.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hR3KsGgczF4/UKEFdz1_psI/AAAAAAAAA_o/dYMM4irdP-s/s1600/1-wkrp.jpg

[ashbury]

Glunn trying to catch up on the morning's threads needing moderation: