Game Thread: Twins@White Sox 9/16 7:10PM

[Squirrel]

How did this thread get past 2 pages? Wow.

 

heh ... we gave up on the game on the 1st page ... the rest was just ...

[LaBombo]

Mastro in at second, Dozier creates jobsearch.com account. First hit 30 seconds later... Job Title: Kept Man. Location: Chicago area. Job description: TBD. Requirements: Applicant must be willing to perform some duties in Twins uniform.;

[Squirrel]

Mastro in at second, Dozier creates jobsearch.com account. First hit 30 seconds later... Job Title: Kept Man. Location: Chicago area. Job description: TBD. Requirements: Applicant must be willing to perform some duties in Twins uniform.;

 

lol ... if only this were real!

[LaBombo]

Insanity can be good.

Not an antidote to reality, but provides topical relief from symptoms.

[Riverbrian]

Nah, and even if it did, atonement is just a photo of freshly-baked apple crisp away...

 

Again... With the apple crisp.

[Squirrel]

Again... With the apple crisp.

 

I am starting to get a little concerned at who might show up at my door for some. Thankfully my building has a 24 hr doorman.

[LaBombo]

How did this thread get past 2 pages? Wow.

"Dude! Where you been man! The party is off the hooook! Help me up an' we'll call up that...(snort) zzzzzzz...."

[Riverbrian]

 

Glunn: It was a good thread my Brother!

[LaBombo]

Again... With the apple crisp.

She already has an adopted son and a dangerous flirtation with Brian Dozier from her tempestuous relationship with the board. Can't you just for one minute let her blossom further into womanhood without your honorably intentioned but heavy-handed paternal instincts getting in the way of her baking gift?

[Guest USAFChief]

USAFChief likes this game thread.

[LaBombo]

USAFChief likes this game thread.

LaBombo respects Chief's game, but doesn't want Chief to go into third person land without probable cause.

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[Squirrel]

She already has an adopted son and a dangerous flirtation with Brian Dozier from her tempestuous relationship with the board. Can't you just for one minute let her blossom further into womanhood without your honorably intentioned but heavy-handed paternal instincts getting in the way of her baking gift?

 

Lol, you do know I've been and gone from my blossoming stage, yes?

[LaBombo]

Lol, you do know I've been and gone from my blossoming stage, yes?

 

You're not a 23 year old grad student who watches the Twins and bakes apple crisp? (*kicks puppy in disgust*).

 

Yeah, it seems to me that somewhere during Bark's adoption proceedings there was mention of your age, and it was older than Bark, who is older than 23. Allegedly.

 

As for being past blossoming, I would say something corny about how some plants are most colorful in autumn, but then riverbrian and ashbury would probably call me fruity and play keep-away with my rasta hat with the built in dreadlocks.