Game Thread: Twins@White Sox 9/16 7:10PM

[Alex]

Chris Hermann is my bet. But with the expansion don't we have a 20 man pen? I'm not saying we won't use them all up, but ...

[twinsnorth49]

De Vries now two scoreless innings, 1.5 whip, 1 strikeout...

 

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2014 Opening Day starter!!!

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Cancel that.

[snepp]

Cancel that.

 

And then do it again, just to make sure.

[Winston Smith]

Wonder why Chi Town didn't take Bark to the game tonight?

[Riverbrian]

By the time she's done working at Nordstrom Rack to pay off the loans from her Art History degree, everyone will have forgotten..

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Nope... Here is her graduation Photo... She is happy... But things are still not quite right in her life.

 

[Willihammer]

For Halloween I'm going to dress up as a ratty old dart board and go as the outfield seats at Comiskey when the Twins come to town

[twinsnorth49]

Bombo, is this yours?

 

[GCTF]

Reading a Vikings message board is like viewing a Twins forum with 1,000 Statfreaks on it.

 

Safe to say their pathetic season is over?

[Riverbrian]

It seems you're feeling less confident on your over/under win-total guess back in April, RB?

 

In thinking 68 on the nose... Unless the Twins are penalized two losses for losing by ten runs to the White Sox.

[LaBombo]

Cancel that.

 

Yeah, shoulda known. KC and the Sunshine Band will twirl a gem on opening day, then stay after the game to delight the fans with crowd-pleasing favorites like Get Down Tonight, Shake Your Bootie, I'm Your Boogie Man, and the incredibly infectious chart-topping That's the Way

I Like It.

[twinsnorth49]

Who's left the bigger steaming pile at Comiskey tonight, the Twins or all those dogs?.......at least they can clean the dog crap up, us, we're stuck.

[snepp]

Safe to say their pathetic season is over?

 

Over like a 4-6 record in April.

[LaBombo]

Bombo, is this yours?

 

Where did you find it? I've been looking for it ever since I picked Aaron Hicks to win Rookie of the Year just as his first spring training home run was clearing the fence!

[GCTF]

Chris Hermann is my bet. But with the expansion don't we have a 20 man pen? I'm not saying we won't use them all up, but ...

 

If anyone can use a position player to pitch in a September game, Gardy can.

[snepp]

Where did you find it? I've been looking for it ever since I picked Aaron Hicks to win Rookie of the Year just as his first spring training home run was clearing the fence!

 

TR's bottom desk drawer?

[Squirrel]

Wonder why Chi Town didn't take Bark to the game tonight?

 

Bark is in Chicago?

[GCTF]

Over like a 4-6 record in spring training.

 

minor correction.

[snepp]

Bark is in Chicago?

 

Only one way to be certain.

 

 

 

Check the bushes outside the window.

[LaBombo]

"Bark is in Chicago?"

she asked nervously, glancing reflexively to check that the door was locked.

[Squirrel]

Only one way to be certain.

 

 

 

Check the bushes outside the window.

 

Hmm ... checking the bushes out the window ... that's a long way down.

[Winston Smith]

Bark is in Chicago?

A good mom would know those things.

[twinsnorth49]

Hmm ... checking the bushes out the window ... that's a long way down.

 

Get the binoculars, see him now?

[Willihammer]

Carnac: Shock and Awe

Ed: Shock and Awe

Carnac: Yes, give me the envelope

Ed: ...

Carnac: Twins fans after a scoreless inning in Chicago

[twinsnorth49]

Ummm, is it just me or should someone tell Devries he's not a small pant size anymore?

[Riverbrian]

Only one way to be certain.

 

 

 

Check the bushes outside the window.

 

True story: Its odd that I have to type true story... But I don't want it confused with my other stories.

 

True Story: I was walking down the street at night past an apartment building with these huge windows.

 

Curtains wide open... Lights on in one... Girl... Towel wrapped around her head.. Completely Naked... Talking on telephone...

 

I walked into a fire hydrant.

[LaBombo]

Bears got a safety? Lemme guess, Peppers sacked that idiot Ponder in the endzone because he didn't see Rudolph wide open at the 20. Is Cassel in yet?

[Winston Smith]

True story: Its odd that I have to type true story... But I don't want it confused with my other stories.

 

True Story: I was walking down the street at night past an apartment building with these huge windows.

 

Curtains wide open... Lights on in one... Girl... Towel wrapped around her head.. Completely Naked... Talking on telephone...

 

I walked into a fire hydrant.

Break anything?

[LaBombo]

True story: Its odd that I have to type true story... But I don't want it confused with my other stories.

 

True Story: I was walking down the street at night past an apartment building with these huge windows.

 

Curtains wide open... Lights on in one... Girl... Towel wrapped around her head.. Completely Naked... Talking on telephone...

 

I walked into a fire hydrant.

At least you knew to avoid it the next 200 times you walked past that window at exactly the same time each night...

[Riverbrian]

Break anything?

 

 

[Riverbrian]

At least you knew to avoid it the next 200 times you walked past that window at exactly the same time each night...

 

Will a cell phone to call her with!!!