Game Thread: Twins@Royals 8/6 7:10PM

[Riverbrian]

I'm trying to avoid hammering tonight. I have to be at the airport at 4:30 tomorrow morning.

 

I will never fly that early in the morning. I want my pilots full of sleep before they go to work.

[Chance]

let's see that double play!

[Chance]

let's see that double play!

 

Clicked send as he throw the pitch. Nailed it.

[Alex]

Albers clearly didn't have any nerves, probably due to seeing Sensei Carroll retiring the side with no trouble on his 78 mph fastball last night.

[VATwinsFan]

All right. Carroll, Tonkin and Albers tied for best ERA.

[Squirrel]

back boobs: so hot.

 

I think guys like back boobs better than women like moobs.

[Chance]

I will never fly that early in the morning. I want my pilots full of sleep before they go to work.

 

They got plenty during the flight before yours.

[Gibby]

I think it's obvious you should avoid going to sleep tonight. Maybe SCNL can keep you company to make sure you don't miss your flight.

 

That's a good point. It's a long flight, that I would sleep though if I could.

[Winston Smith]

When do they auction off the case of lipstick?

[IdahoPilgrim]

I think it's obvious you should avoid going to sleep tonight. Maybe SCNL can keep you company to make sure you don't miss your flight.

 

Does she like the Twins? You can spend the evening passionately debating their free agent strategy and the relative merits of the front office's approach to building a contender as compared to other franchises in the league.

[Riverbrian]

True Story... I knew a girl who had three boobs. 2 in the regular location and an extra smaller one on her side. Had a nipple and everything.

 

The weird thing was she would show the superfluous breast to anyone who wanted to see it... If you asked to see the other two... Nope... She wouldn't do it.

[Gibby]

Does she like the Twins? You can spend the evening passionately debating their free agent strategy and the relative merits of the front office's approach to building a contender as compared to other franchises in the league.

She does like the Twins, but she's from Tokyo, so I can only understand about every third word she is saying.

[snepp]

I just turned the game on...why is the score inverted?

[Chance]

Does she like the Twins? You can spend the evening passionately debating their free agent strategy and the relative merits of the front office's approach to building a contender as compared to other franchises in the league.

 

I got chills.... so romantic.

[Alex]

Seriously bunting? Shields is showing a complete (and uncharacteristic) lack of control and you're going to give up an out with a 3-0 lead in the second? Seriously, if they think this little of Bernier's bat there's no way he should be in the majors.

[snepp]

Wooooooooooooooo Bernier!

 

 

 

/Bremergasm

[Chance]

She does like the Twins, but she's from Tokyo, so I can only understand about every third word she is saying.

 

We are just now finding out she's Asian?

[Gibby]

True Story... I knew a girl who had three boobs. 2 in the regular location and an extra smaller one on her side. Had a nipple and everything.

 

The weird thing was she would show the superfluous breast to anyone who wanted to see it... If you asked to see the other two... Nope... She wouldn't do it.

 

Back when I was in Jr High, there was a girl that would flash us for a quarter, by the dumpster behind Alton Drugs in Naperville..

[Squirrel]

okay ... another ... we need all we can get

[Gibby]

We are just now finding out she's Asian?

 

I wasn't gonna show all my cards.

[Squirrel]

We are just now finding out she's Asian?

 

What is it with guys and Asian women?

[Gibby]

Make sure something else is also in each frame. "This is a picture of my dog.... this is a picture of the barbecue grill they're using... this is a picture of some weeds next to the sidewalk..."

 

Ah, so you are a Master.

[Gibby]

What is it with guys and Asian women?

 

I don't know, but I'm guilty too.

[IdahoPilgrim]

I wasn't gonna show all my cards.

 

So far you haven't shown us anything...we're still waiting on that picture.

[buckninetyone]

True Story... I knew a girl who had three boobs. 2 in the regular location and an extra smaller one on her side. Had a nipple and everything.

 

The weird thing was she would show the superfluous breast to anyone who wanted to see it... If you asked to see the other two... Nope... She wouldn't do it.

 

yeah, well i saw a squirrel with three nuts.

[Winston Smith]

Anybody see the tweet that Berts ex wife did today about a cheater being in the HOF and now outspoken against the new cheats?

[ashbury]

I will never fly that early in the morning. I want my pilots full of sleep before they go to work.

 

I guess you missed that Denzel Washington documentary about airline pilots. There are plenty of substitutes for sleep. Works great.

[glunn]

True Story... I knew a girl who had three boobs. 2 in the regular location and an extra smaller one on her side. Had a nipple and everything.

 

The weird thing was she would show the superfluous breast to anyone who wanted to see it... If you asked to see the other two... Nope... She wouldn't do it.

 

That's the weird thing? Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

[big dog]

Back when I was in Jr High, there was a girl that would flash us for a quarter, by the dumpster behind Alton Drugs in Naperville..

 

And now she's sitting in the parking lot, and Winston posted her picture.

[ashbury]

I think guys like back boobs better than women like moobs.

 

You liked learning that word, dintcha.