Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 6/5 - 7:10pm

[Guest USAFChief]

lol ... i was going to say more like ... that's better than a whatever ... but yours was good

Must...resist...

[big dog]

OK... I'm gonna keep trying...

 

Ummm... Where does asking a lady "when is the baby due" mistaken cuz she's not pregnant rank.

 

That's better than avian flu, unless the lady is my wife in which case I might end up eating broken glass.

[Squirrel]

Did you ever need to shoot any of them?

 

The ones that needed shooting were taken care of before I got my chance at it.

[Riverbrian]

Did you ever need to shoot any of them?

 

Glorm... Comes back solid.

[Squirrel]

Must...resist...

 

Oh, Chief, please don't ...

[glunn]

Not all of them...

 

 

 

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That is sweet. I would buy a t-shirt of that, especially if it said California instead of Iowa.

[LaBombo]

Did you ever need to shoot any of them?

Suddenly I feel even luckier that all I got was a deleted post and the non-specific glare.

[gil4]

That is a fantastic idea... We need a business plan and investors.

It sounds disgusting. But it has sugar so I'd probably buy it.

[Guest USAFChief]

Oh, Chief, please don't ...

 

Oddly enough, that's a phrase I hear a lot from Mrs Chief these days...

[glunn]

Ummm... Where does that Pringles Can that is too small to fit my hand in... So you can't reach the bottom half of the chips... Ummm... Fall.

 

If you stand on a steep slant they are easier to get to.

[ashbury]

Francoeur in for defense in the ninth?!?

[LaBombo]

The ones that needed shooting were taken care of before I got my chance at it.

I think he's saying you might still get your chance if you stick around.

[Guest USAFChief]

Meanwhile, back at the ol' ballpark, this has been a pretty entertainment-free game. Even the dozens of KC fans in attendance can't seem to work up an interest.

[ashbury]

It sounds disgusting. But it has sugar so I'd probably buy it.

 

Can o' cake? It's fruitcake, simply stated. Avoid.

[Riverbrian]

That's better than avian flu, unless the lady is my wife in which case I might end up eating broken glass.

 

Not to mention... being MISTAKEN on that subject with your WIFE.

 

I think Chief will agree that would perhaps be your biggest problem to come back from.

 

Flowers won't cut it.

[Squirrel]

Oddly enough, that's a phrase I hear a lot from Mrs Chief these days...

 

You are painting a very definite picture of yourself ...

[snepp]

Oh, they're still playing?

[big dog]

Wait, the game's still on???

[ashbury]

Mauersie leads off with a single. This could be a big inning.

[glunn]

Okay, well ... that did actually happen to me once ... and at the time I weighed about 120 lbs, but was wearing a sundress with an empire waist ... I was just a bit mystified and didn't correct the woman who asked. I think if someone asked me that now, I'd out and out faint given my age.

 

Two weeks ago I got carded when I tried to buy a beer at the airport. I went to get my wife so that she would believe me.

[LaBombo]

If you stand on a steep slant they are easier to get to.

Good to know, if I ever start eating them in moderation instead of just shaking the full can vigorously and pouring the broken pieces into my mouth.

[Riverbrian]

Mauersie leads off with a single. This could be a big inning.

 

I'm just gonna hold and check the result later.

[big dog]

Man, I can't decide if I want Pringles or cake in a can. Maybe both?

[LaBombo]

Francoeur in for defense in the ninth?!?

Let's hope he gets a chance to work his defensive magic...

[Guest USAFChief]

If you stand on a steep slant they are easier to get to.

Alternatively, I've had good luck with tipping the can.

[ashbury]

I'm just gonna hold and check the result later.

 

Second guesser, eh?

[ashbury]

Alternatively, I've had good luck with tipping the can.

 

That's what they called it back then?

[Riverbrian]

Two weeks ago I got carded when I tried to buy a beer at the airport. I went to get my wife so that she would believe me.

 

Two weeks ago... I was sitting naked in big tub of vanilla pudding. Singing Camptown Races while air guitarist with a tennis racket.

 

We lead different lives.

[glunn]

Suddenly I feel even luckier that all I got was a deleted post and the non-specific glare.

 

You and snepp and I all know that you got off easy with the deleted post. I know that it's not always easy to follow the TD policy, and hopefully you know why we try so hard to preserve a respectful tone, at least outside game threads.

[big dog]

I'd really like to have KC continue their losing streak. That would be good for me.