Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 6/5 - 7:10pm

[glunn]

You got all the Bans but no badges.

 

What's with the badge fixation?

[Guest USAFChief]

2-3-4-5 due up. Sounds like runs.

[Riverbrian]

We Game Threaders need a badge.

 

Something earned for positive participation to the spirit of the game thread.

[ashbury]

Yes, thanks for the help on that.

 

Narc narc.

 

Who's there?

[Riverbrian]

Narc narc.

 

Who's there?

 

Agatha

[glunn]

Narc narc.

 

Who's there?

 

Hopefully the kindergarteners who were acting up will be saved from banning, assuming that they heed the warning that I posted in the thread.

[glunn]

Agatha

 

Agnetha would be hotter.

[ashbury]

Agatha

 

Agatha who?

[Riverbrian]

Hopefully the kindergarteners who were acting up will be saved from banning, assuming that they heed the warning that I posted in the thread.

 

Its in Red... No one plows through red.

[glunn]

OK, I am heading home now. Wife cooked a chicken, so wish me luck.

[Riverbrian]

Agatha who?

 

 

Agatha Toothache... Do you got an Athprin.

[ashbury]

OK, I am heading home now. Wife cooked a chicken, so wish me luck.

 

You're already lucky it isn't liver and onions.

[Guest USAFChief]

Agatha Toothache... Do you got an Athprin.

Ban his ass.

[ashbury]

Agatha Toothache... Do you got an Athprin.

 

Knock knock. Who's there? Kent. Kent who? Kent we score more than one run off this guy???

[MichiganTwins]

Knock knock. Who's there? Kent. Kent who? Kent we score more than one run off this guy???

True that

[snepp]

Okay ... I protest the cleavaging comments unless you can come up with something equivalent for me. I'd suggest 'speedo-ing' but that's even too, uh, whatever, for me.

 

Careful what you ask for, keep in mind the target audience.

[snepp]

If Snepp was here... He could find and post some good body part pictures. He's like an Internet pro or something.

 

I double-checked all of my "favorite" bookmarks.

 

 

Massive TD policy violations.

[MichiganTwins]

What time does the draft start tomorrow?

[big dog]

What's with the badge fixation?

 

Badges? Badges? We don't got no badges. We don't need no stinking badges!

[Riverbrian]

Ban his ass.

 

Knock Knock...

Who's There?

Arizona

Arizona Who?

Arizona room for one of us on this thread!

[snepp]

I'm well aware of Snepp's talents.

 

Thankfully one of us is, because I sure as hell don't know what they are.

[snepp]

Wow. One doesn't come across a set up like that very often.

 

It's too easy. Can't even take a swing at that'n.

 

Disappoint, I am.

[Guest USAFChief]

Knock Knock...

Who's There?

Arizona

Arizona Who?

Arizona room for one of us on this thread!

 

Knock knock.

who's there?

Grand Forks.

Grand Forks who?

 

Oh yeah? Right backatcha, pal.

[ashbury]

Badges? Badges? We don't got no badges. We don't need no stinking badges!

 

Did that one yesterday. You are awarded 0 internets.

[Guest USAFChief]

Somebody came in late and is just now reading through the game thread.

[ashbury]

Knock knock.

who's there?

Grand Forks.

Grand Forks who?

 

Oh yeah? Right backatcha, pal.

 

Reminds me of my favorite knock knock joke, in a similar vein but not veiled. From the movie Catch Me If You Can:

 

Carl Hanratty: Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?

Earl Amdursky: Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you.

Carl Hanratty: Knock. Knock.

Earl Amdursky: Who's there?

Carl Hanratty: Go **** yourselves.

[snepp]

Somebody came in late and is just now reading through the game thread.

 

Who?

[Ultima Ratio]

To my niece when she was 4 years old: knock knock

 

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad to see me?

 

Her response:

 

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Banana you glad to see me?

 

(wide smile)

[big dog]

Did that one yesterday. You are awarded 0 internets.

 

My bad, I missed class and then I skipped the required reading.

[ashbury]

Disappoint, I am.

 

There can be a certain style in just dropping the bat and turning toward the dugout. +1.