Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 6/5 - 7:10pm

[Squirrel]

So no Magic Mike Redmond for you then?

 

I'm so so sorry for that imagery.

 

No ... no ... no sorry for that ... I kinda like it

[Squirrel]

If Snepp was here... He could find and post some good body part pictures. He's like an Internet pro or something.

 

I'm well aware of Snepp's talents.

[big dog]

Another 75-foot single for Morneau. Maybe they'll start playing on the grass.

[Squirrel]

meh

[big dog]

Come on Parms!

 

....well, that didn't take long to collapse.

[Riverbrian]

Um, I'd rethink that ... it's not very flattering.

 

Depends on how you express it.

 

Ladies I'd like you to meet the whatever.

or Ladies... I'd like to meet something that can't be described... The WHATEVER.

[Guest USAFChief]

I'm well aware of Snepp's talents.

Wow. One doesn't come across a set up like that very often.

 

It's too easy. Can't even take a swing at that'n.

[Squirrel]

Depends on how you express it.

 

Ladies I'd like you to meet the whatever.

or Ladies... I'd like to meet something that can't be described... The WHATEVER.

 

Um ... whatevs

[Squirrel]

Wow. One doesn't come across a set up like that very often.

 

It's too easy. Can't even take a swing at that'n.

 

Aww ... you old softie.

[Riverbrian]

Wow. One doesn't come across a set up like that very often.

 

It's too easy. Can't even take a swing at that'n.

 

Chief... I'm not all offense... I work really hard to be a team player and draw out these set ups.

 

Could you please finish like you are supposed to!

[CairoCrown]

How's the saying go again? "Get the married men out of the infield."

[Ultima Ratio]

Really leaving the ball up... all game.

[big dog]

OK, I don't mean to complain a lot or anything, but is Escobar going to actually field anything at third tonight. Some tough chances, but get something.

[Riverbrian]

Um ... whatevs

 

Yeah... Not only do we need a "Meh" button... We need a stop immediately button as well.

[Ultima Ratio]

OK, I don't mean to complain a lot or anything, but is Escobar going to actually field anything at third tonight. Some tough chances, but get something.

 

Guy is barely 5' with a 4.5' wing span. Can't get to much on just the dive.

[big dog]

Guy is barely 5' with a 4.5' wing span. Can't get to much on just the dive.

 

Plus there are some rockets flying around there, too.

[Guest USAFChief]

Aww ... you old softie.

Oddly enough, that's been Mrs Chief's pet nickname for me for a few years now.

 

ba-dum-tsshh

[big dog]

The new Florimon's back! The new Florimon's back! Perfect bunt.

[Riverbrian]

Oddly enough, that's been Mrs Chief's pet nickname for me for a few years now.

 

ba-dum-tsshh

 

Heres the pitch... Swung on... Deep drive... That one is outta here.

[Guest USAFChief]

Hicksie doing has darndest to stay ahead of Maursie in the K's category.

[CairoCrown]

Nice double for Florimon there.

[Guest USAFChief]

Heres the pitch... Swung on... Deep drive... That one is outta here.

Figured i better take a swing at that'n before someone else came to the plate.

[Riverbrian]

The new Florimon's back! The new Florimon's back! Perfect bunt.

 

LOL... You said New is Back!!!

[glunn]

ooou ... which thread? i'll go read it and add to the complaints

 

The next person who misbehaves on that thread will probably get banned.

[glunn]

So the WhiteSox and Mariners were scoreless after 14 innings. The Sox scored 5 in the top of the 14th. The Mariners did the same. Now they are in the 15th inning. The Sox have used 8 pitchers, the Mariners are on their 7th.

 

Let's hope that the Sox relievers don't recover before we face them again.

[Riverbrian]

The next person who misbehaves on that thread will probably get banned.

 

You got all the Bans but no badges.

[glunn]

You're welcome.

 

Yes, thanks for the help on that.

[big dog]

Let's hope that the Sox relievers don't recover before we face them again.

 

I'm ok with them being exhausted until July.

[glunn]

Wow. One doesn't come across a set up like that very often.

 

It's too easy. Can't even take a swing at that'n.

 

That ball is sitting on a tee for someone to whallop.

[Riverbrian]

That ball is sitting on a tee for someone to whallop.

 

I know and he walked away.